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Special Envoy for Snacks, Naps & Cats Built for comfort, not speed 🦥 Union thug | Eat the rich | Boon Wurrung land | he/him

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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· 21d

The final #FromageFriday #TourSnacks for #TdF2026 #CouchPeloton And if Remco doesn't attack Tadej, then you have to wonder why he is there - same for Seixas v Del Toro - let's hope they make it a race, save the procession for Paris.

Small plate with cheese and crackers, saucisson and cornichon

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· 26d

Tonight's #TDF2026 #TourSnacks - small, simple plate of treats - some cheddar, some brie and salami #CouchPeloton

A small plate of cheese and crackers, with some salami and cornichons

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· 27d

#TourCat Little One settles in for another stage of #TDF2026 #CouchPeloton

A small, floofy, predominantly white cat with a few dark tabby patches is curled up in the middle of a cat donut - she is increfibly soft, the softest fur in all of kittendom...

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· 29d

#FromageThursday anyone? Just clearing the remains before restocking for tomorrow. #CouchPeloton #TourSnacks #TdF2026

A small white plate with some raw milk cow cheese in triangles on lavosh, some blue cheese on fight crackers with some honey, and a few little cornichon

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 10

Here we go #CouchPeloton - my #TourSnacks for #FromageFriday #TdF2026 Includes Tarago Shadows of Blue, Long Paddock Cheese Silver Wattle & Prom Country Cheese St Clair raw cow milk Also, saucisson, terrine & duck pate - took a little while to construct but will be enjoyed with a glass of Bordeaux

A large green glazed plate covered with charcuterie, cheese, and crackers - you would like to eat this...

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 6

#TourCat George finally decides to grace us with her presence

A grey and white short haired cat sitting on a cat tunnel/donut - looking straight through you

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· May 30

Meowdy

A long-haired black cat looking over his shoulder with something of a surprised look on his beautiful face. He is sitting on a platform leading out through an open window into the cat enclosure. In the foreground is a ridiculous 'explosion' of black fur, which is his incredibly impressive floofy tail.

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· May 18

Please accept a picture of the Mini Van - a rescue celebrating his first year as a proper inside boy.

A large, generally white, medium haired cat with some dark tabby patches on his ears and back. He stsres straight through you. He is probably hungry. He is a big silly boy.

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Mar 1

This little sweetheart climbed on top of me whilst I was lying in bed this morning and made biscuits for the first time - just a special moment #catsofbluesky

A small, mainly white floofy cat lying on her side showing the softest tummy floof imaginable - seriously, it feels like clouds made from the tears of angels

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Feb 7

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover...

A grey and white short haired cat on the left and a black floofy cat on the right peeking through a window

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jan 21

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Dec 20

Good to see you back - have a cat pic from me...

Small, predominantly white cat curled up in the pike position on top of a cat donut - some toe beans are visible

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Dec 6

She's a lovely little puss, reminds me of my brother's cat Ella

A short haired light tortoise shell cat staring straight through your soul

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Nov 29

Little One and her brother Mini Kit enjoying late November in front of a heater in south-east Australia About 1 year old, they moved from backyard to inside in late May - they seem to be adapting... #Caturday

2 floofy white cats with tabby spots in a messy lounge room in close proximity to a source of warmth

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Oct 27

An insulated shopping bag sitting on the floor, against the black lining you can just make out two yellow eyes of the black cat sitting in the bag

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Sep 21

But who is in the horse?

A very bad horse costume, the colour of 1970s brown carpet (or possibly constructed of 1970s brown carpet) - no idea who is in the horse costume but I wouldn't lend them money (if you know what I mean...)

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Sep 15

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Aug 31

A cat tower... George, The Big Boy and Mini Kit (top to bottom) say fuck nazis✊️😾😾😾

3 cats on a cat tower, each on a different level, all laying on their sides and not looking at the camera

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Aug 19

I had this flash up on my security camera the other morning whilst a pissed bloke was spinning around on the footpath, shortly to fall over... No idea what it was

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 25

#TourCat The Big Boy is watching the stage replay for the #TDF2025 #CouchPeloton

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 14

Both trainee #TourCat s (Little One on the left and her brother Mini Kit on the right) having a quick bath before the #TDF2025 starts tonight #CouchPeloton

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 14

Today's #CouchPeloton #TourSnacks was a loving (and lovely) dish to celebrate Bastille day - enjoyed at lunchtime - boeuf bourguignon made with beef cheeks C'est magnifique Vive le France 🇫🇷🍷🐂

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 11

#TourSnacks for the first #TDF2025 #FromageFriday with the #CouchPeloton Some cheddar, Comte and brie - with some terrine and cornichon for the hell of it 😁

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 6

Today's #TourSnacks (actually enjoyed for lunch if I am honest #CouchPeloton) was a TdF inspired croque madame... (tonight was Cheezels and Smarties)

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 6

Trainee #TourCat Little One is resting up for day 2 of #TDF2025 #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 5

#TDF2025 Day 1 #TourSnacks - a sneaky charcuterie plate to help settle into the #CouchPeloton with a small Chateau Neuf de Pape on the side 🍷 Vive le tour

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 4

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jul 2

Preparations are fully underway for the #TDF2025 Leave for the month of July has commenced. And a visit undertaken to visit le grand mur du fromage... #CouchPeloton #FromageFriday

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jun 25

My big, beautiful floofy boy - looking majestical

mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈@mhollandau· Jun 22