Michael M 👽
@michaelmisrubbish
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper. Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line An author now I guess?? All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look
This one's for the bass weirdos. I've never been able to find a bass that looks or feels like this Wesley jcb32. Heavy jaguar-esque body with jaggy, clangy cheap knock off pickups that somehow still have growl. Plus the fretboard is THICK, not like a jazz bass. Is there anything around like this?
Whatever neurospiciness I have meant I had to open every single one of these drawers and I am simply not bothered none of them contained anything.
I don't know anything about football but I'm Scottish so I'm extremely confident the result will be 100 to Scotland and 1 to the other team. Yes this is stolen valour.
The blockbusters hand jive but every time it loops it gets faster and gradually more terrifyingy
One philosopher taught me about chaos, embracing random outcomes beyond your control, appreciating the serenity of the now, that no matter how far you progress, you're only ever a moment away from devastation. The philosopher:
Wrote a quick song about how I keep telling people I'm trying my best, but I'm really not trying my best.
Was using an app and these were the language options. I'm all for erasure of the English but come on!!
The way nobody reacts, the music continues and then it's dragged off 👌 10/10 no notes 📹 ➡️ Eren Chen
Constantly surprised by the things people shout back at us. Exhibit D: BIG HOLES
I won't outright tell you I'm the coolest guy in the room, but there will be signs.
One of my last proper twitter posts was very accurate. It was exactly like that!
I took this yesterday. It's still fuckin there! 39 years later.
This is a photo my brother took out of our flat window in dennistoun from June 1987. On the school wall, there's a bit of graffiti, right?
Put a bunch of my daft old 2010s tshirt designs on teepublic, like British towns (mostly Scottish) as college shirts, death metal sitcoms, and that one with the mouse pointer to annoy your work colleagues on zoom calls. Grab one before they're inevitably pulled down ➡️ teepublic.com/user/atomovision
Absolutely seething that I clicked this piano advert and wasn't able to buy the shorts 🤬🤬🤬
Here's a song I wrote ages ago about that time in the 2010s when people were really into 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams. It's not often something you write gets more relevant the further away you get from writing it, but...
Was watching the old Popstars / Pop Idol shows and had forgotten that absolutely nobody in the y2k era had sleeves
Found this footage of my childhood birthday party at Wimpy, where a guy put on a Mr Wimpy costume, chased a bunch of kids around for 10 minutes, then presumably went back on the tills.
Now 80s is playing 1993 hits. Where do I find music videos now?!?!