I live with people who do this so maybe don’t listen to me.

No cheating, the last saves celebrity is your therapist.

We are on spring break and my wife has so much sunscreen on we look like this

My wife and I don’t ski but my kids tried it for the first time there and probably a mistake because now they’re addicted to skiing in nice places, but they had awesome pictures

You can get this at REI now but it was a thing in the 70’s and 80’s. Just harder to find. Freeze dried ice cream.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve laid down suppression fire so the kids could use the bathroom at a Huddle House in Dublin, Georgia

After years of stuffing vinyl in any open space I could find, finally have it organized.

Not certain which headline is most terrifying.

This is funny because when Los Angeles was actually burning, he didn’t do fucking shit.

I haven’t heard of most of these people.

Here’s me talking about it with my friends, looking like a damn fool.