Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!

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Every billionaire is a policy failure. We keep us safe. Find me at Minneapolis’ finest Somali Walmart. (Any medical story is fictionalized/composite.)

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Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· 14d

I am not suggesting sexual harassment is funny. However I am suggesting this nugget that the Strib published is:

Screenshot: The term “wienering” is often used as sexual innuendo on the internet.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jun 28

Just a hawk perched on a Tesla. Madison WI.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jun 26

This is your dril moment. One does not need to concede an inch to these fuckers claiming that hospice kills people. What are you doing promoting this? Why don’t think this is a good moment to be clever?

The classic @dril tweet: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances,
"gotta hand it to them"

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jun 10

Science fiction gatekeeping has entered my timeline today. Sigh.

Screenshot of a Bluesky exchange in which someone claims “
Station 11 isn’t even sci-fi”

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· May 24

It’s been a long time since I was vegan but this is the sort of shit that makes me think about it again.

A cropped image of an Onion editorial cartoon by Kelly. Scruffy man with a VEGAN SICKOS shirt saying the iconic lines Yes…ha ha ha … YES!

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Apr 1

In Cleveland. Big storm, traffic lights out in a large swath of the city east of downtown. Night. Nearly died trying to turn left onto Chester heading south on 55th. ~Half the cars were treating it like an all way stop. Utter chaos. Look at all those fucking lanes! Cleveland has too many gd lanes!

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 28

This is well done. The ending is 😘

Screen shot from Downfall. 2 women look worried and defeated. Caption: “Our agents are getting harrassed by Wil FUCKING Stancil!”

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Dec 31

Bluesky at its best

Screenshot of Bluesky. OP posts a screenshot of Mike F captioned “Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats.” MF tweet is “Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out, the. He got insanely surpassed.”

Someone comments to OP: “I’d argue that Caravaggio did it better…”

Commentary: the commenter is probably being self-satirical, but this is Bluesky, and so one does not know for sure.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jun 24

Update.

The watermelon have been further nibbled and there are fewer of them.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jun 24

Now I stumbled across this.

Sleepy dog wearing a human Patagonia fleece zip up vest.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jun 24

Stumbled upon this scene in my kitchen today.

A small cutting board with small chunks of pyramidal shaped watermelon slices each of which has its tip gnawed off.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 23

Just watched a car do this right in front of me as I biked thru. Be careful out there. #Minneapolis

Map screenshot. West side of Franklin Av bridge over the Mississippi. Car in a right turn only lane instead turns left the wrong way down the street then crosses over to the ‘correct’ side of Franklin by driving across a pedestrian/bike-only crossing which is curb protected not that it stopped them.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 7

For #23Daysof4AD letw celebrate His Name Is Alive. I was ~16 when I bought this album on a whim because it had a cool cover & was 4AD. I had never heard anything like it & have followed HNIA’s genre shifting course since. Jazz. Prog. Beach Boys pop. Electropop. Neo-soul. Freak ambient. Love it.

Album cover. His Name is Alive’s Home Is In Your Head. There’s a hanging squid on it.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 6

For #23Daysof4AD I’d like to celebrate the incredible artists I’ve loved that I first encountered due to This Mortal Coil: Big Star/Bell/Chilton, Tim Buckley, Cindytalk/G Sharp, MM O’Hara, Shelleyan Orphan and Emmy Lou Harris.

Album cover of It’ll End in Tears by This Mortal Coil.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 5

Delighted people are celebrating #23Daysof4AD which profoundly influenced me in the 80s/90s. This compilation was like a portal to a new world to me. Highlights are Fish by Throwing Muses — frenetic, bizarre, & Cut the Tree by Wolfgang Press. Both are somewhat unusual songs for the bands.

Album cover. Lonely is an Eyesore. 4AD compilation.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 4

Very beautiful and ornate ice on Cedar Lake. #Minneapolis.

Close up of lake ice. Lots of cracks almost leaf like and frothy appearing ice full of tiny ice bubbles.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Jan 2

Just an incredible photo here. Alcides Antunes, cropped from the NYT.

Photo of a burning cybertruck in front of a hotel entryway with “Trump” on top. Seems emblematic of something. Credit reads “Alcides Antunes/UGC via Reuters.”

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Dec 30

Broadly speaking nearly the entire world’s “popular” music at this point is based on music of Afro-Caribbean/Gulf people and their immediate descendants (who migrated north eg Detroit Chicago NYC). It’s wild to imagine. Not just US blues/jazz/R&B but also eg cumbia, reggae, etc.

Google map screen shot with a crudely drawn circle encircling the Caribbean, northern S America, Central America, and the Gulf states with arrows pointing North to approximately Chicago & NYC.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Dec 28

Check mate “Jamelle”. Charleston is undefeated.

Screenshot of a google map overlay of Charleston SC showing where the Olive Garden is.

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Oct 20

“excellent” Vaguely reminded me of:

Still from I think You Should Leave. “Your wife kissed me on the cheek when I got here.”

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Oct 13

Still from Arrested Development showing George Bluth with his Corn Baller along with Richard Simmons

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Oct 9

Twitter screenshot: Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

Normies Say ¡Chinga la migra!@midwestprimonotemo· Sep 17

Holy shit. No wonder I’ve been telling people lately “Bluesky has totally changed the last 6 months.” Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #55,407!