I didn’t know being a cunt was medically curable.

Weekend at Bernie’s III looks a bit shit

Hopefully he’s going to fuck off And he’s going to fuck off so far he’ll come to a gate that says “you cannot fuck off past this point” - then he’ll choose to live the dream, climb over the gate, and keep fucking off.

I (re)made this. My first go at kintsugi.

Garden friend says hi

It’s like some crack head has moved in

Maybe this is actually a performance art project

Just wait it gets better.

Googles AI going well.

It’s a tad warm now.

How cool is that

My Poem/1 has arrived.

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

And his other friend

Garden frog says Hi

I remember when the Krishnas would walk around with just a few bells. We seem to be past that point now

It’s 2026, ten years after the Brexit vote and our government still does not understand the basic four freedoms of the single market.

Is it hermetically sealed?

Explain to me like I’m five what problems there would be with this, I really don’t see any.

Actually I lied. It’s 200Mb/second. On the fucking tube. That’s faster than my house.

At a friend’s birthday, I suspect each layer is a food allergy test.

Islington Council have excelled themselves with this thoughtful and original planting at the end of our road

As you can see, these all worked for when the Pope visited.

Today I shall mostly be Gen X’ing the fuck out of this speaker that’s developed a nasty hum. How hard can this possibly be?

So you admit to taking the piss out of a major religion then?

I can’t wait for Trump to start campaigning for reform

Seriously, that’s like the initial architecture drawing

But hey gardens looking good. Coming together