It’s nice that there’ll be something outside the swirling cloud of metal that will be our near earth habitat once Elon sets off a Kessler Syndrome.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Kessler is coming.

“Any time something related to (f)Elon blows up, we call it a success.”

That is not a man’s body. Men don’t heil.

Eeeexcellent. I’m in the mood for some soul crushing.

Umm, OK. Thanks, Sandy Williams (from Blue Velvet).

By all accounts his wife did a pretty good job of providing a role model for Melanomia, too.

Where science will prevail again, one last time.

“Let them eat algae…”

Nothing to see here. Literally.

That is very clearly Race Bannon (as depicted in The Venture Brothers).

yah

“Hell In The Pacific” in space.

Made from the front gates of barf a lago.

My favorite performances of his were those in which he played wimpy westerners. myfavoritewesterns.com/dennis-hoppe...

Or he just steals them…

This makes me want to open up an e-vehicle conversion shop in Havana.

Funny. Earlier today I was thinking of wishing John Hurt a happy Mother’s Day.

I only like the pre-orthodonture Tom Cruise Mapother the IV pictures.

Today’s Republican party…

I sure hope my GOP voting dad, shown here in the door of a gunship during one of his three tours, hears that.

The more things change…

Welcome to the clubs, the first being the “I Lost Super Expensive Equipment in the Ocean” club (mine was a $1.4M AUV) and the second being the “I Found My Lost Super Expensive Ocean Equipment” club. Both are highly exclusive but the latter is damned tough to get into. I’m not in that one. ☹️

Man, I would throw that thing into a glass case, rent an old gas station on a lonely stretch of interstate plus a dozen billboards, charge folks $5 bucks a throw to visit a roadside attraction featuring the most amazing artifact of all time: Undeniable Proof of Bigfoot… the Right Hand of the Yeti!

Fantastic. The two on the top right remind me of Santa’s Little Helper and Max.