Mike Finger
@mikefinger
San Antonio Express-News sports columnist. Stretch four. Digit.
Reading this during what’s apparently a rolling blackout because it’s hot outside in Texas and we sacrificed our lights and AC to throw out the welcome mat for the worst businesses on Earth.
Every person in this photo is named Mike. (An eighth Mike sprained his wrist and had to leave early.)
Victor Wembanyama could have signed an extension worth $302MM, and instead chose to help the Spurs out by signing one for $252MM, and it made me think of this Chappelle explanation of giant dollar amounts.
At the risk of ensuring I’ll never attract a big-money podcast sponsorship by acknowledging this: These sites are evil.
One of the most important columns I’ve ever written: After making the NBA Finals with a young team built around an emerging superstar, this is why the Spurs SHOULD NOT trade Victor Wembanyama for Jimmy Butler. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
Took almost four playoff rounds of plane trips but finished this hidden gem by an up-and-comer. Not sure if it’ll catch on, but let’s make it a #FingerSummerBeachPick
Will not soon forget the guy next to press row screaming, “Oh my God!” over and over again, until well after this clip ended. It was as good of a lede as any.
Yes I understand nuance and context but the South Texan in me just chortled so hard.
This Wembanyama self-evaluation of his artwork reminded me of something:
Wrote about Game 2, Wemby, and the difficulty of quantifying a lost opportunity. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
In case non-Texan political pundits needed further evidence that potato-and-egg is a time-honored #PuroSanAntonio taco option, fans can get one for free if the Spurs win Game 1.
Non-hoops milestone alert. My streak of extreme dorkiness now is long enough to honor America’s birth.
I know OKC is in the bible belt but this censorship is out of control.
Almost forgot: Shot this last night for posterity’s sake. You can zoom in on Wemby watching on the far left.