Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?

Music time

I think one of your packages got delivered to my house by mistake.

I should call her

Grilling chicken kofta for pita sandwiches for dinner while sipping on a strawberry rhubarb hard cider

I have a feeling this but is not about what it looks like it’s about.

Grilled chicken tacos with tomatoes, cheese, mango, hot sauce, and onion

I think this sailor is breaking up with his ship. Guilty sextants have no rhythm.

There’s one wolf inside me, and he’s tripping fucking balls

First 80 degree days means a grilled chicken salad for dinner

Face reveal: wrong answers only

I’m motherfuckin’ Magellan ya’ll

I get what they were going for here but that sounds a little… nonconsentual??

A week off was required and enjoyed

What the hell is happening on my Facebook feed?

For clown men!

The sickest of burns