Bionic B!tch Ass
@millsypop
“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.” Karl Kraus
"Sports" or "Sports cup" America always turns to the man with sturdy thighs! (that's you, Ron!)
Bonne Fete Nationale! Et merci au Marquis de Lafayette d'avoir aidé l'Amérique à obtenir son indépendance! 🇺🇸❤️🇫🇷
Nice brag, Chicago! Like the Midwest has some sort of precident event that you can measure colorectal epidemics by!
Oh come on!!!! Mitch likes himself a slice of hair pie, not a 12 hour old 7/11 hotdog!
Can't wait to make the scene and see the awesome in-person live action of @programme4.tv August 19th @vidiots.bsky.social
And by "far left" I hope he means anti-labor, anti-civil rights, anti-peace, anti-free speech, anti- human rights, anti-fair tax, anti-gun control, anti-public health conservatives.
@mourningcake.bsky.social Not gonna lie, LA, Vidiots, life feels empty without you here!
"One and done" vs "Two-part Drama series" Morning toilet primetime in our home.
On our way to see a warm-up show in Ojai... now rethinking all my life choices....
It's been almost 90 minutes and this half edible is doing zilch- Time for a Blood Chit cocktail.
I hate you FOREVER ActBlue for doing me dirty and selling my information to F*cking Uber Political Action groups! #ActBlueIsDigitalHerpes
Ever wonder why you are getting invited to less and less weddings? Look no further than @kyleskey.bsky.social account to find out why.
Just explained the plot of Any Which Way You Can to my kid- who was convinced I was lying.