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@milt

Executive Functional Programmer VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore Opinions are my own and they keep me warm

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 18h

oh fuck oh shit gotta go

Facebook marketplace listing for a flying pigeon bicycle frame, text: FREE FLYING PIGEON BICYCLE FRAM
FREE
Free
Nearby • 5 mi

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 1d

ru trying to fuck me rn nyt cooking let’s just get this fucking shrimp done jfc

A screenshot of text: STEP 2
The coconut sugar goes in next, dissolving slowly as you stir, softening the edges of the heat. Fish sauce follows, deep and savory, anchoring everything so it doesn't float away.
The white miso folds in quietly, almost disappearing, but changing everything it touches. Taste it: not once, twice, maybe three times. It should hit you in waves: first, bright citrus, then heat, then something deeper that makes you pause for half a second longer than expected. Adjust by seasoning lightly with salt and pepper until it feels alive. This is your shimi sauce. Set it aside for now.

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 1d

please seek shelter and be safe baltimore!

A meme: Watch vs warning. On the left, ingredients of a crabcake. On the right, the complete crabcake

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 3d

today I am the bog pervert it seems

Strava screenshot with angry looking bearded man covered in gunge text: STRAVA
Open Sewer Classic
Distance
6.06 mi
Time
41m 29s
Elev Gain
279ft

My hairy legs covered in mud and once white socks

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 5d

In a photo provided by a resident, black vultures are seen standing on a deck in the Glenmont neighborhood.

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 5d

the scale of this… it’s really impressive. we’re talking 200 lbs of raw chicken in a single day

In a photo provided by a neighbor, trays of raw chicken are seen in the back of a car in the Glenmont neighborhood where the Howard County Health Department says Feng Sun has been feeding hundreds of vultures.

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 5d

my crew/my dogs

A closeup of two hotdogs and their associated condiments. On the left, gochujang paste and kimchi. On the right, ketchup mayo mustard and sriracha

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 9d

lmao

Screenshot: STRONGEST PRO-LLM RECEIPTS
"I've effectively been doing this for years by publishing my private keys on random listservs. helpful agents ssh in and do all kinds of stuff. some of them have probably even been named claude"

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 10d

smdh

Screenshot of the cavalcade of despair that is outside magazine. Text: News+
She Rowed Into the Pacific Alone During Lockdown. She Never Made It to Hawaii Alive.
Andrew S. Lewis
News+
As Drought Drains Lake Mead, It's Revealing the Desert Southwest's Grisliest
Secrets
Mark Sundeen
News+
Feet Lost and Found: Seven Human Feet Washed Ashore in British Columbia. The Bodies Were Never Found.
Christopher Solomon
News+
For 28 Years, She Lived Side by Side With Wild Black Bears. Then She Simply Vanished.
Brandon Sneed

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 11d

can we find this on ACARS Drama

A screenshot of headline with picture of Alaska airlines plane: Preflight sermon gets plane preacher kicked off Alaska
Airlines flight
Florida evangelist Whitney Lynn shared clips of her removal on social media and racked up millions of views.
July 31 at 4:30 PM 2026

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 11d

web developer

A zoomed in image of a red spider in a web

A zoomed in image of a red spider in a web. A light is visible behind

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 11d

I am not making this up this magazine has a body count

A screenshot of a news reader with a bunch of outside magazine headlines: Sections
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• • •
News+
Outside
Was It Human Error, or Can a Killer Whale Choose to Kill? Inside the SeaWorld Tragedy
Tim Zimmermann
News+
Outside
He Was One of Climbing's Biggest Stars. A Federal Jury Heard the Allegations That Ended It All.
Annette McGivney
Outside
Rescuers Say They've
Located 9 of the 10 Missing Broad Peak Climbers.
They're Now Retrieving the Bodies.
9h ago • Ben Ayers
•News+
Outside
One of Lander's Most
Respected Climbers Died Because a Stranger Threw a Rock for Fun

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 14d

big rain

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 15d

peterborough litter wombles absolutely gone off that wobble gas

A screenshot with a picture of rubbish and nitrous cans. Text: 'Off the scale' haul of nitrous oxide cans found
Shariqua Ahmed - Peterborough
Peterborough Litter Wombles collected 82 canisters alongside dozens of bags of rubbish and fly-tipping from the area in the East of Peterborough [Credit: Harry Machin]

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 15d

sorry it took a while for me to look into this but I WOULD NEVER

A chart: Epidexiptery compared to a 1.8 meter tall person. depicts a very small dinosaur and a large human

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 15d

cheese man time

A Siamese cat blissing out while eating string cheese

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 16d

long

A Siamese cat on his back being long

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 16d

cat on me

A Siamese cat snuggling close to the camera

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 17d

actual photo of jackson holliday

Booji boy

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 17d

lol apple translate

A tshirt with a lion wearing a hat and text in Korean that says Peabody Heights Brewery

A translation of the shirt that says “body high” “lury”

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 18d

she got it, but then I took it away and she was maaaad

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 18d

Cat.

A grey Rex cat standing up on a kitchen island

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 21d

pet detective exemplifying the thin leopard print line that holds back the wave of wacky animal crime

Screenshot: Police said an undercover officer later
arranged a photoshoot with Evans involving the lemur and spider monkey at a location in
Parkville on July 16.

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 23d

harbor fulla bats (sound up)

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 24d

acrocats

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 25d

good morning happy caturday

An upside-down Siamese cat with a far away look on his face

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 27d

grimy sun

A picture of the sun in a hazy sky. Everything has a kind of sepia cast to it

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 27d

cat check

A brown Siamese cat with blue eyes about to attack the camera

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 27d

got em all cut

Me a beardy man with glasses and an orange hat

𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩@milt· 28d

just ate these in a white linen shirt nbd

A basket of buffalo garlic Parmesan wings with blue cheese, celery, carrots and a side of cream of crab