Portán le Guinness (@miotaltrom666) · DIRTY

Portán le Guinness

@miotaltrom666

I’ve got an Olympic gold medal in running my mouth. Yank with a cupla focal. Riffs, history, horror, pit bulls. Fascists get the brick. She/sí

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Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· 29d

The Instagram suggested AI search, btw:

Instagram AI suggested search: Search . Thin Lizzy inspired home decor
Underneath, in a bold black letters, the account name: goddamnbognymph

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· 29d

I love my idiot son. Featuring @mightyfierce.bsky.social who is not an idiot, nor my son.

A woman holding a paper plate of sausage away from a little brindle pit bull with his muddy paw on her leg. He is excited and his long pink tongue is handing out. Next to them, another woman is fashionably having a burger with a beautiful smile and a chic outfit.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 12

It feels very milkmaid. Very peasant top. Very trad. It actually feels kind of 1894.

A white woman with dark hair and brown eyes modeling pink blush and blurry lipstick. “The only thing you need to look like an ethereal princess from a romantic period movie is a low blush placement & a soft, blurred lip.”

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 11

Check out Norman!

A little black kitten clawing some black curtains on the back of the couch.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 9

Yes, this my boxer pit mix. Very scary. Anyway, here’s this bucket he’s afraid of.

A white bucket with a black lid on the sidewalk.

A brindle boxer pit mix with a big goofy grin! His tongue is lolling out of his mouth.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 8

In lieu of events, I made a design for people who have come forward about sexual assault but are still paycheck to paycheck! 100% of sales go to International Association of Suicide Prevention, which is shown to exist at the bottom of the page. Boghauntergoods.threadless.com

Dude! Where’s my bribe money?!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 5

Just had to convince Swifties and non-Swifties alike that this is AI and they’re both mad at me but like… THIS? It’s so fucking obvious that this is AI.

Janky AI image of Taylor Swift buying a butt ugly dress at a Goodwill.

A jacked-up AI dollar bill.

A jacked up AI book with nonsensical alien letters on it.

A jacked up AI replicant eye.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 4

Cheese for scale

A large potato on a cutting board beside a block of Cabot Seriously Sharp Cheddar and a knife.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 4

Check out the girth of this spud!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 2

I’m fun! I’m a fun person. Boghauntergoods.threadless.com if you want the silliest shirts of all time.

I believe in the three t’s: truck tits and ‘tersectional feminism

My interest in tentacles is strictly academic!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 1

You want some of this?!!! You can have it! Boggauntergoods.threadless.com

My interest in tentacles is strictly academic!

I believe in the three T’s: trucks tits and ‘tersectional feminism

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jul 1

Here’s a photo that captures my essence.

A woman wearing a rubber goat mask. She is wearing a Primitive Dog Mask. Behind her, a man is scowling with his arms crossed angrily. He can suck it up.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 27

Absolutely stupid bullshit and I’m back on it! Boghauntergoods.threadless.com!

My other body is a four door sedan!

A no symbol around a bunch of bananas

My other rotting flesh prison is a car!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 26

I feel like you only love me for my massive Clads.

A woman holding a camera landscape selfie mode. She is wearing makeup, and massive Claddagh hoop earrings, and a black Power Trip band shirt. There is an upside down Celtic cross behind her on the wall.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 24

Hell yeah

A picture of a bean salad in a white bowl with cucumbers and scallions and tomatoes. Beneath the picture is a text in a grey bubble that says, “Kelsey, beans are IN this year!”

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 23

MY ROOMMATE IS MOVING OUT BY THE END OF JULY

Stick figure type guy holding a red solo cup and looking pensive while firing a pistol into the air.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 23

Mr. Doofers

A little brindle pit bull boxer mix staring dumbfounded into the camera.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 22

Anyway, the gig did have a cat named Juju in the green room!

A beautiful calico cat curled up on a maroon chair, looking to the side. She is either confused or disgruntled or both.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 18

For instance, here’s me needing to jump to get to the top of a four foot amp.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 17

Putting on airs hahaha 😃😃😃🦷

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 16

Love when the metal (rock?) album cover is guys bein’ zany.

An album cover. Four men in blue sweaters are laying on top of each other with their arms folded and they are all smiling. The album is Couldn’t Give a Rats by The Scratch.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 15

This how it feels to be a lover girl with an ice coffee or something

Four horses running through the clouds

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 13

Boy!

A brindle pit bull playing tug of war with a piece of stretchy cord in his yard.

A little brindle pit bull holding a cord with some ribbons hanging off in his yard.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 10

Don Draper pitching an idea in front of a blank whiteboard.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 10

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 9

You wanna see a happy guy??

A brindle pit bull standing on a deck with his tongue hanging out because he’s a happy boy!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 8

We don’t usually see each other’s headers! It’s also what my display name means. “Crab with Guinness.”

A Guinness ad. It says Guinness Time Have this one with me! And it shows a crab holding a pint of Guinness.

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 8

No new pics, what’s it like to date or be married to me?

Free Trad Music Nightly!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 6

AHHHHHHH

A little brindle pit bull boy with one ear sticking up licking the air.

A little brindle pit bull boy with one ear sticking up!

Portán le Guinness@miotaltrom666· Jun 6

He’s here!!! Theo Wolfe Peake. We’re letting him chill out while we exist in the living room!

A brindle pit bull boxer mix with a white chest. He is in a crate and looking out excitedly!