Jessa Jordan

@missjessajordan

I’m not a doll, I’m a Final Girl🗡️ On the journey to publishing my 1st solo EP Hear the songs before the rest of the world👇🏽

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Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· 1d

It’s finally one of my best pal’s wedding day; how many other errands will I be asked to go on? 😅

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Jul 16

Bitches be like “I needed this” and it’s just going to talk to and frolic amidst the waves

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Jun 15

I love my friends 🥹 this is in one of my oldest pal’s bedroom 🥰🥰🥰

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Jun 9

Just learned about this today…we really are a godless country!!

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Jun 7

In case you needed a reminder god is dead

A tan, slightly chubby person with a short textured beard lifts their shirt with their right hand and reveals a tattoo around their navel. The tattoo is an image of a person with a vulva bent over nude and a hand grabbing the ass so that the anus looks pulled open/gaped. The anus is the bellybutton of the person with the tattoo. The picture is a screenshot of an instagram story where the ig account who posted it used a speech bubble to write “oh ok” in a black box directly above the tattoo. This is the most unhinged tattoo you could ever imagine so seeing it in person must have been horrifying…

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 23

Choice 5:

A white model poses in an angled lean against an orange wall wearing a light green dress with sheer wide sleeves, a high slit and deep v neckline. This image is a close up on the fit of the dress, showcasing the embroidered details.

A white model poses in an angled lean against an orange wall wearing a light green dress with sheer wide sleeves, a high slit and deep v neckline.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 23

Choice 4:

A woman poses with a hand on her hip in a satin olive green mermaid gown with a sheer floor length cape over her shoulders.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 23

Choice 3:

A Black woman poses in an orange embroidered mint dress with a long scarf around the neck. The dress has a slit up with the thigh of the mint tulle skirt.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 23

Choice 2:

A white woman poses with her hands folded at her waist in a red pleated mermaid gown. It features an elaborate jeweled bust and halter strap detail with off the shoulder sleeves and a headscarf.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 23

Choice 1:

A light skinned Black woman with a short Afro wears a gold and emerald Jacquard embroidered pant set with a deep neckline.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 13

Author and social critic Ta-Nehisi Coates mid interview with his quote, “was silence not an option?” written below! He is an older Black man with salt and pepper hair and beard. He wears a look of surprise alongside earphones and a suit.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· May 6

Your friends might be cool but do they introduce you to Indian metal!? This is Bloodywood, c/o New Delhi, India ✨

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Apr 23

HEY GUESS WHAT, FRIENDS!? My debut solo EP ⚔️ FINAL GIRL RISING ⚔️ is coming out soon! Hear the full EP live on 5/17 with support from + 💊 Double Dose 💊 + 🌙 LookBackLuna 🌙 Grab tickets now, Philly!! link.dice.fm/c4f8bd13c8a1

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Apr 17

Team double scoop 🍨 all summa ‘26!

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Feb 18

Gambit hopes you’re taking a moment for yourself and treating yourself to one of your fav snacks!

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Feb 8

Is anyone else absolutely repulsed by the idea of McDonald’s having a caviar partnership???

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Feb 7

This chilli weather will not go wasted.

A point of view portrait of a white bowl with blue vines full of chickpea, mushroom and black bean chilli. There’s a piece of cheesy garlic bread leaned against the brim of the bowl next to a golden metallic spoon. The chilli is covered in shaved cheddar cheese.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Feb 3

I’m about to start Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower but first I’m working on Toni Morrison’s Paradise. It’s been a really chill read so far.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Jan 31

Ayo, I’m Jessa! I’m a pop-punk singer-songwriter, model and actor in Philly. Prob gonna use this space to talk about music since it’s my life but other loves like + fashion + Black folks in rock history + travel + Formula 1 + food + spirituality + fitness + books will make an appearance 🫶🏽

A light-skinned Black femme poses with a big grin with a CapriSun pouch. She has a blonde shag haircut and is wearing a black chest harness over a pastel gradient sweater.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Dec 30

Just got some PHO and the Door Dasher had this sticker for his cosmetics company on my order. IG: crafted.touch ✨

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Dec 26

I used 6 tbsp of Mecha hot cocoa mix (but any mix will do), 2 cups of oat milk and 1.5 oz of Jameson. Brought to light boil in a pan. Put in a big ass mug, spray whip cream on top and add a light sprinkle of brown sugar (or sprinkles, if you like). If you get black food dye, add it to the cocoa.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Dec 25

Happy Holidaze from your fav drunk emo auntie ✨

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Nov 27

A queer brown immigrant pal is filing for bankruptcy and needs help retaining a lawyer. They only need $200 for the retainer. Any assistance is appreciated!

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Nov 23

Still can’t believe I got this cute to see a Verstappen comeback in real time only to then wake up to the news that McLaren got a double DSQ 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #VegasGP

Black femme wearing a red Ferrari tshirt, black skirt, nude tights and a red beret getting yelled at for taking a picture in the mirror by a rotund grey and white house cat perched on a blue velvet sofa. There is a gay pride banner above her on the wall.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Nov 19

Give folks their flowers while they can still smell them 💐🪻🌼 thank you @soji-band.bsky.social

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Nov 9

It came out on the 4th but I just found out from her insta!! It’s called Purge!

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Nov 8

@soji-band.bsky.social has the last hometown show with moi on Tuesday!! Don’t miss it, we’re goin off with the homies in Millions of Dead Cops, Violent Highs and a secret 3rd ting 🔥🔥🔥

Concert flyer promoting the bands Millions of Dead Cops (MDC), SOJI and Violent Highs for 11/11/25. Visual in center is a skull with tank wheels crushing bodies of cops.

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Oct 30

Gambit reporting for cutie patootie duty ✨

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Oct 29

Final Philly @soji-band.bsky.social shows with me on the mic! Tomorrow and 11/11! Come get a high five and show me your best HxC 2-step!!

Jessa Jordan@missjessajordan· Oct 28

My Discord is open for the watch party later tn if you wanna join me for IT FOLLOWS at 9 PM (or 8:30 to chat and be silly beforehand)! Post an intro and stay tuned for the shenanigans ✨ discord.gg/6yvSwkMfS