Electric Wall Honey

@missususs

First law of thermodynamics. Trading in arcane knowledge. Minneapolis is home. “All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.” Gary K. Wolf

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Electric Wall Honey@missususs· 17h

I till the land. I work the earth.

A little tiny red strawberry held between a finger and thumb in nice light

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jul 1

Jimmy Carter wearing a cardigan giving a speech about conserving energy by candlelight. Arguably what lost him reelection.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jun 14

My little dude just straight tackled Goldy to the ground

A five year old boy basking in his feat tackling the Gopher to the ground at a rock concert

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jun 9

Having an ash tray in the airplane bathroom makes it seem like having a quick potty smoke is still an option. Just saying.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· May 13

“…or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.” I thought my personnel file was private?

Snapshot of labels from the label scanner. Labels for Missus Uss include AI Hater, Joined, and Cave of Trophonius.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· May 7

Made a new friend at the local plant swap

A green cactus with a couple jade sprites. Backdrop is the neighborhood rec center.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Apr 5

Indeed

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Apr 5

Oh why yes there will be a snicker salad accompaniment.

A brown sugar glazed game, yet to go in the oven, with pineapple rings and maraschino cherries pinned to it.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Mar 16

We love our new snow bud

A large snow sculpture with magnet tiles, rubber frogs, and a tiny chicken adorning it. Sticks for arms. Standing in front of a brown stucco and brick house.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Feb 26

the energy I bring to your social gathering

Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show iconically draped across the the iron throne from Game of Thrones.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jan 21

Bovino and his merry band of fucktwats at the speedway on 60th and Portland 5 min ago.

Ice agents at a gas station surrounded by cars

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jan 4

Good morning, sunshine.

An egg with pink and purple googly eyes. And furrowed brows and tight mouth drawn in marker.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jan 4

Kid A has declared tomorrow prank day. And I don’t want to be pranked so we’re both getting ready to really mess up my husband’s breakfast flow.

A carton of eggs with a tray of googly eyes next to it. Eyes on some eggs.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jan 1

@danacorn.bsky.social Kid A is so excited for this set. Merry pagan milestone!

A picture of four books by Dana Simpson in the Phoebe and Unicorn Series. Off-camera is a very excited 7 yo.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Nov 18

Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.

There is a half eaten chocolate sprinkle donut in a box full of donuts

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Nov 8

Post you from a different era (It me in 5 years)

Era specific person wearing a gas mask in lingerie lounging in a chair with two leashed and collard pigs. Tinted with vignette.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Oct 29

Mix-up at parks and rec tonight. A scavenger hunt for pre-k scheduled over my kid’s tap dance class. Anyway, I’m sitting here and a lot of 5 year-olds aren’t sure if I’m part of the program or not.

Tea lights on a table in a community rec center with competing events

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Oct 29

Return to the office has taken an interesting turn

Two champagne flutes and an empty box of vodka on the table in a government office kitchen.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Oct 4

These are my neighborhood Todd park sports court upgrade concept designs. But really - you’ve heard of futsal and padel?

Four sports court concept designs for Todd Park in Minneapolis. Three designs are complex with references to futsal and pedal (which this author finds obscure) and one design clearly geared toward a neighborhood demographic with features such as tennis, basketball, and pickleball.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Sep 28

A brightly dressed woman basking in the sunlight on a cemetary monument
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Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Sep 27

A hand with a bad manicure holding a big green juicy crisp delicious early fall grape.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Sep 24

Can confirm

Small child stands in front of civil war memorial statute at Iowa State Capitol. Statue is a bronze woman holding her breasts.

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Aug 26

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Ghostly lady looking worn out in a chair

Electric Wall Honey@missususs· Jul 20

Team work makes the dream work (but for Minecraft and Minecraft only anything else is out of the question don’t even ask why would you even think of asking for anything else)