Mistress Aspyce
@mistressaspyce
Trainer of sissies and avid gamer girl.
Just picked up the last Exodite box! No preorder. No reserve. Just walked into the FLGS with pure Main Character Energy.
Trolli Gummi Pops promises the wiggly, gummi experience in a popsicle. In this #mistresseats, your favorite dommy mommy is going to be sucking on a long, rubbery phallic object. And this is the ONLY picture you're going to get.
The Miis created a fanclub for me. One of those Miis is puppy-era me! Don't go to a fanclub dedicated to your future self! That's some kind of sci-fi tacky!
Happy 4th Of July! I day dedicated to celebrating American things like truck nuts, and light beer, and eating way too much processed sugar. This #MistressEats is the special edition Oreo Firecracker Pop with three layers of fruit filling! I feel prediabetic just looking at it.
I can't stand chili cheese fries, so Crystal made sure to get the chili cheese fries Tombstone pizza, and... Ummm... The Cheez-It pizza looks like it did in the picture. This looks like my maid seeking revenge.
Crystal absolutely can't stand Cheez-Its or Goldfish crackers, so obviously the Cheez-It Supreme comes first. It honestly doesn't look bad. It comes out of the oven looking like a perfectly serviceable frozen pizza on a giant orange cracker.
We're doing a special #MistressEats double feature! This is a showdown of novelty nostalgic pizza crusts! Cheez-It Supreme pizza vs Tombstone French Fry Crust Chili Cheese pizza! (Crystal: This is going to be a disaster.) It might be amazing! (Crystal: And I "might" win the lottery.)
There's a statue by Seward Johnson "The Awakening." It's a 70 foot tall giant rising out of the earth. We should make 40k terrain based on that, but with a Titan.
New month new food. This week on #Mistresseats we are trying BTS Oreos! They're Hoo Tee... Ha de... Crystal! What does this word say? ("Hotteok") Right. Haatuhk flavor Oreos. (Close enough)
This is my rainbow meatloaf. I couldn't find an ingredient that was purple, but I feel all the other colors came through.
Crystal somehow got the original Cobb Salad recipe. She claims she "learned it from Disney." I know Cobb Salads come from The Brown Derby, so that means Disney has become a grand archive of stolen ideas. At least the salad is pretty. 😍
This is what Nonsense looked like in this story. A cute little ball of chaos in a pride sweatshirt.
For #MistressEats, Crystal picked me up a bag of Turkey Noodle flavoured Lays... Crystal, the bag says "Very Spicy" on it. (So do Doritos! It's fine!) It says Spicy in simplified Chinese. It's a Cantonese "Very Spicy". (Eat the damn chips, Mistress!) I think Crystal is still mad at me.
The local supermarket has started carrying meads, all with over the top fantasy themes. On #MistressEats, BEHOLD! The Warhammer 40 Proof!
Some of the best moments are sitting with your ball of nonsense, in the driveway, enjoying the sun together.
Nonsense and Crystal got caught in a huge rain storm while on his walk. Nonsense ran into the house, shook water all over the place, and left a trail of wet paw prints. I slipped and fell on Crystal's hamper clothes going everywhere. Soaking wet and adorable Chaos Goblin strikes again.
#MistressEats has come to this. Prebiotic Pepsi. Pepsi that helps you poop. Why the hell not? How about we try high-protein Mountain Dew next? Low-fat Dr. Pepper with wheat germ! Some kind of diet Coke! Wait. That one's real. 1/
Nonsense wants to wish everyone a Happy National Puppy Day! Right, Nonsense? Nonsense? He secretly really does care.
For Valentine's Day, Crystal surprised me with a crocheted Umbreon plushy! He's been sitting on my lap as I watch television, while 🐶 stares at him with jealousy.
In Puerto Rico, January 6th is Three Kings Day. It's a holiday when we give practical gifts. Christmas is when you get the toys and jewelry. Three Kings Day is for giving clothes, socks, and Sissy Maids. Happy Three Kings Day! 🐪🐫🐪
In her last blog post, I asked Crystal what smut she has been posting that Tumblr flagged as unacceptable. This is picture is an example. Apparently, Chie looks too young to be on top of me. For the record: WE'RE BOTH ADULTS IN THIS PICTURE AND CHIE IS OLDER THAN ME.
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf Now get ready for Sissy Bitch on My Switch
Happy Holidays from #Mistresseats. Today we are trying Lay's Roasted Fish Flavour. How many seafood flavours does Lay's even have? We always seem to be finding more.
The guest bedroom has officially been converted back to the maids' room... And has been immediately appropriated.
My first-ever 3d printed 40k army is done! 1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!
This week on a post-play party #Mistresseats, Loaded Nacho Lays. The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho. That made sense in my head.