Mistress Cat
@mistresscat
Disciplinarian with chambers on the Surrey/Sussex border.
See this? Good. At least your eyesight hasn't let you down (unlike like your potty mouth).
It looks like the only way to teach you a lesson is to make sure you are on the receiving end of my hairbrush on a regular basis.
A gift of two freshly cut birchrods and a bottle of English bubbly received today. Thank you, J!
If you are not bending over this desk in the next 30 seconds you will be in even more trouble!
He was given less than an hours notice to write 100 lines and present them to me in person. He completed the task.
Channelling my inner Margo Leadbetter. 😄 Jerry is in so much trouble!
Do I have to remind you yet again that your behaviour is not up to scratch?
Some of the items in this photo got used in this morning's sesh. And some were gifts. I'll leave you to work out which is which! 😄
A lovely gent drove all the way from Wales just to be familiarised with my hairbrush today. He even brought me chocolates (but that did mean he got off lightly!).
Just wondering if these are cuffs to secure your sub to while you shop at the local Garden Centre... 🤭
Oh dear. It seems you are a Sunday s!nner. It looks like I am going to have to correct this...
They had the right idea with minidresses in the 1960s. Great way to stay cool in a heatwave!
A lovely cool glass of lemonade is the perfect way to deal with the heat and this continuing irritating cough that I have.
This ice cream is wonderfully soothing for a very sore throat, but I don't think I can agree with their instructions on the lid! 😄
Someone is about to find this slipper put to good use across their posterior!
You thought it was funny to put itching powder down the backs of the collars of the boys you don't like, did you? Well... let's see if you think this is funny!