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Mitch Parker

@mitchparker

A Blake Treinen hater account

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Mitch Parker@mitchparker· 3d

Well this is the most insane statement I've seen a CEO make

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· May 9

I don't know why everyone's complaining, I think the new Starfox looks great.

photo of Australian icons, Rattus and Modigliana (The Ferals).

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Apr 26

The beard is helping the poor bastard a lot.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Apr 14

Just a normal Mets game

Mets trying to play baseball.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Apr 8

Look, even the characters aren't entirely sure.

Peach questioning if she's Bowser Jr's mom. Super Mario Sunshine.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Mar 22

Been there, brother.

Psyduck passed out with the shower running in Pokopia.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Mar 14

Torchic NO!!!

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Mar 6

Game of the year

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Mar 6

it be 2 dumbass girls telling each other "exactlyyyy"

Magikarp and Slowpoke having a meeting of the minds in Pokopia.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Mar 6

All I can think about seeing Chalamet at a baseball game

Will Sennett Timothee Chalament tweet.

"I would strike timothee chalamet out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in hte dirt of course he's chasing it. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born."

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Dec 9

Absolute cinema

Jalen Hurts threw a pick to Da'Shawn Hand who then fumbled it, recovered by Hurts that was then fumbled and recovered by Troy Dye. Chargers football, baby

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Nov 16

That's the good stuff

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Nov 11

I fear after the last week that Andy Pages has become one of my favorite players

Photo of Andy Pages with a fan at Target. Andy is baked out of his mind and bought two packs of slim jims (one already opened).

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Sep 30

Mason Miller pitching to PCA

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Sep 24

The Night of the Hunter (1955)

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Sep 19

Already love this little freak

Ontario Tower Buzzers baseball cap featuring their mascot (a bee with an aviation hat)

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Sep 6

Iowa Hawkeyes

Lucy from Peanuts holding a football

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Aug 31

i think i hauve Covid

Utah drive summary - 8 pass attempts, 13 rush attempts, 90 yards, 9:48 time of possession

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Aug 31

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Aug 30

lmao

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Aug 20

some of you

Screenshot from the game, 'Tiny Bookshop'.

Customer on screen saying "what a week...I will rage if none of the characters kiss"

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Jul 16

Cal Raleigh bobblehead with him in a catcher's stance. Titled: platinum dumper

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· May 30

Incredibly well spent money for Texas Tech

NiJaree Canady stats for the 2025 NCAA Tournament:

1.13 ERA, 26 K in 5 appearances.
2 Shutouts
Batting: 3 HR (leads team)

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Feb 21

UCLA softball going with an incredible look this season

UCLA softball helmet with a throwback Joe Bruin decal. Absolutely Ridiculous sliding mitt with Joe Bruin on the mitt.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Jan 12

Screenshot from The Simpsons episode "Mr Plow". Car salesman tells Homer to put the car in "H".

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Dec 1

Jordan James trucking folks

Kermit hugging a phone, surrounded by heart emojis.

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Nov 10

It's beautiful

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Nov 10

My head's still spinning from that drive

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Nov 9

Daria Bannister with a great snap to get us back in front #AFLW

Mitch Parker@mitchparker· Oct 2