the journey not the destination

you'd like to hope the marmalade smoothed the process

what a golf hole

Probably not the hill I'd have recommended launching the attack from

Pretty clearly if Widdecombe's murder is terrorism it bears all the hallmarks of a UDA attack, very similar MO to '81 attempted assassination of MP Bernadette McAliskey (outspoken female politician targeted inside her country home) we're looking at first Brexit betrayal murder.

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I made this on tuesday and stand by it

🚨 Breaking: Distraught Hamelin father alleges Zack Polanski abducted HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN with hypnotic flute recital following dispute over unpaid fees concerning a disputed vermin eradication service contract.

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🚨BREAKING - And with the resignation of Morgan McSweeney it's surely curtains for #SirKeir! Certainly #SirCabbage has effortlessly stepped up as the clear and assured frontrunner - surely it's all over for the beleagured PM? 🥬🌹 #BattlingCabbageCrustAhead

🚨 BREAKING Polymarket puts #SirCabbage a long way ahead of #SirKeir as we go into the weekend - I know which vegetable my money's on! #KarmaKarmaKarmaKabbage

🚨 DROWNING MAN LATEST! - it's been a Tough day for #SirKeir - but he's not the only one looking frayed - #SirCabbage is also beginning to look a little stressed, Battle has been well and truly joined!! 🥬🌹🥬🌹🥬 #TimeForBlair

🚨 DEATH MATCH LATEST - tough night for #SirKeir but #SirCabbage isn't looking too hot either! Who will prevail in the EPIC contest?!?

🚨 LIVE LEAK - FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Can #SirCabbage out last #SirKeir? - who will fall apart faster! #DeathMatch Follow along for live Updates!

how quickly we forget

"David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that." [3/3] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌹💪🇬🇧

preorder our Labour Friends of NATO badge! the coolest badge for the coolest cats! 🌹🇬🇧❤️🙏🔥🌹🌹🌹🌹🥵🥵🥵

this is my serious face, it is the face I use when I am doing something serious (watching the serious speech I have just made and that has already been broadcast and that I'm rewatching for this tiktok)

💯🌹🫡🇬🇧 Sir Keir has played an Absolute Blinder

I hope he is! Cannot tell you how incredibly stoked I am for Sir Keir announcing Peace in Our Time, I'm going to fucking levitate 🌹

Entering 2026