Potato Gun Kelly

@mkay

He/him. Jew-ish. Brown. Alphabet Mafia. Cries in art galleries. Loves: books, records, cooking, TTRPGs, old cameras, my cat. Trans rights are human rights

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Bluesky

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Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 8d

Four-panel comic by Nathan W. Pyle of two eagles in armchairs, one reading a newspaper, one drinking tea. They discuss whether an owl is a predator, agreeing he's harmless. In the final panel the newspaper-reading eagle mentions "no idea what Mr. Mouse was going on about"

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 10d

I mean even the physical resemblance is bloody uncanny

“some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make” gif

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 10d

Violet this #Caturday settling down in her reading nook with her gallery #CatsOfBluesky #art #tortie

A suspicious looking blue and cream tortie sitting on a white fluffy cat bed. Behind her is a gallery wall of miniature old masters artworks

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 18d

Accidentally wore my favourite plague t-shirt to a whole day of clients meetings last week

a cute t shirt with hearts and the legend “don’t fucking touch me”

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 22d

“Leftists; we’d like the BBC to be less transphobic and racist” “Right wingers: we want more transphobia and racism” The sensible person? “No that’s the right amount of transphobia and racism”

A brilliant and incisive post from @dgcassidy.bsky.social saying

Left winger: The BBC is biased!
Right winger: The BBC is biased!
Anyone with sense: The fact the left and right wings both think the BBC is biased is proof it's doing a good job overall.
The BBC has always been very imperfect, and it's added far more to the world than it's taken away. Got a grip.

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 23d

We’re up to seven!

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· 25d

I think it comes in their contract

A blue and cream tortie sleeping on a fluffy white cat bed on a desk, next to a computer and an open window

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jul 12

Sunbaby #CatsOfBluesky

A blue and cream tortie sleeping in a sun patch on a white couch, her fluffy belly soaking up the sun

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jul 9

Never seen a cat that looks more like my Violet than yours does

A dilute tortie cat sitting on a white sofa looking back over her right shoulder at the viewer with a tiny blep

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jul 2

Violet says hi Teddy!

A blue and cream tortie looking sidelong at the photographer. She has big ears.

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jun 24

I’m fairly sure you need replacing sooner rather than later champ

Mark S. Zaid
@MarkSZaidEsq

l've gotten clearances for guys who had child porn issues
10:02 PM • 2/10/18 From Earth

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jun 22

It’s hard for you to make sense of why a man who broke every promise he won the leadership on lost half his electoral coalition? Why? Do you have a head injury?

MY PLEDGES TO YOU
My promise to you is that I will maintain our radical values and work tirelessly to get Labour
in to power - so that we can advance the interests of the people our party was created to serve.
Based on the moral case for socialism, here is where I stand.
1. Economic
justice
2. Social
justice
3. Climate
justice
4. Promote
peace and
human rights
5. Common
ownership
6. Defend
migrants*
rights
7. Strengthen
workers' rights
and trade unions
8. Radical
devolution of
power, wealth
and opportunity
9. Equality
10. Effective
opposition
to the Tories
Increase income tax for the top 5% of earners, reverse the Tories' cuts in corporation
tax and clamp down on tax avoidance, particularly of large corporations. No stepping
back from our core principles.
Abolish Universal Credit and end the Tories' cruel sanctions regime. Set a national
goal for wellbeing to make health as important as GDP; invest in services that help
shift to a preventative approach. Stand up for universal services and defend our NHS.
Support the abolition of tuition fees and invest in lifelong learning.
Put the Green New Deal at the heart of everything we do. There is no issue more
important to our future than the climate emergency. A Clean Air Act to tackle
pollution locally. Demand international action on climate rights.
No more illegal wars. Introduce a Prevention of Military Intervention Act and put
human rights at the heart of foreign policy. Review all UK arms sales and make us
a force for international peace and justice.
Public services should be in public hands, not making profits for shareholders.
Support common ownership of rail, mail, energy and water; end outsourcing in
our NHS, local government and justice system.
Full voting rights for EU nationals. Defend free movement as we leave the EU.
An immigration system based on compassion and dignity. End indefinite detention
and call for the closure of centres such as Yarl's Wood.
Work shoulder to shoulder with trade unions to stand up for working people, tackle
insecure work and low pay. Repeal the Trade Union Act. Oppose Tory attacks on the
right to take industrial action and the weakening of workplace rights.
Push power, wealth and opportunity away from Whitehall. A federal system to
devolve powers - including through regional investment banks and control over
regional industrial strategy. Abolish the House of Lords - replace it with an elected
chamber of regions and nations.
Pull down obstacles that limit opportunities and talent. We are the party of the Equal
Pay Act, Sure Start, BAME representation and the abolition of Section 28 - we must
build on that for a new decade.
Forensic, effective opposition to the Tories in Parliament - linked up to our mass
membership and a professional election operation. Never lose sight of the votes
leant to the Tories in 2019. Unite our party, promote pluralism and improve our
culture. Robust action to eradicate the scourge of antisemitism. Maintain our
collective link with the unions.

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jun 22

Here is the left leaning program of govt followed by Fidesz. I am very smart

11:21 ฿
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...
• Utility price caps: state-controlled
household energy prices — a classic
anti-market, socialist-style
consumer subsidy.
• Windfall taxes: heavy levies on
banks, energy firms, retailers and
multinationals — redistribution from
capital to the state.
• Food and fuel price controls: direct
state intervention to cap living costs.
• Family housing grants and
subsidised loans: large-scale state
redistribution to households,
especially families with children.
• State ownership in strategic
sectors: nationalisation/state control
in banking, energy and utilities -
economic nationalism with socialist
mechanics.
• Public works jobs: state-created
employment for people outside the
regular labour market.
• Mortgage and household-debt
interventions: state action to
protect households from market and
banking pressures.

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jun 20

Oh aye. Vegan ham and crisp sandwich is a close second though. (cheese and onion flavour of course)

a vegan ham and crisp sandwich on plain white bread, sliced in half on a 50s floral plate

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jun 16

My girl has started doing that now and it is both weird and also charming

A blue and cream tortie sitting on a grey chair pad which is on a white rug. She is staring at you, willing you to go to bed so she can make a little fort between your knees to snuggle in

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Jun 4

Thank christ. For a moment I thought Schranke had broken containment

a picture of a two container tube of ketchup and mayo allowing you to squeeze out a spiral pattern

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· May 16

Yeah i think hedgehog has their number

showing the account is blocked by “a very british bigotry” blocklist

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· May 16

Giving #Totoro i reckon

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· May 16

Half Asleep It’s Morning #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· May 12

free feet pics! #CatsOfBluesky

A close up view of a blue and cream dilute tortie’s front paws as she sleeps on her side on a fluffy grey cat bed, showing tufts of fur between her pink beans

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· May 10

Ewa measurably moves the needle on making Bluesky worth spending time on so you should follow her and also grant her very reasonable birthday wish. Here is Violet trying to use a top hung casement window as a platform to reach the roof and her sworn enemies, the pigeons #CatsOfBlueSky

A blue and cream dilute tortie is standing on the folded out part of an open window, looking in at the photographer. Behind her is a blue sky with a view clouds, and some treetops. She has a very intent expression on her little face

A blue and cream dilute tortie is standing on the folded out part of an open window, looking down at the photographer who is taking the photo from below her. You can see her fluffy belly and her beans . Behind her is a blue sky with a few clouds

A blue and cream dilute tortie is standing on the folded out part of an open window. The photographer is taking the photo from below her. You can see her fluffy belly and her toe beans. Behind her is a blue sky with a few clouds

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· May 1

From the National Police Chiefs Council “Guidance for Interaction with Candidates and Conduct during Pre-election Period”. Hard to see how this is’t covered by 5.3b and how his position in that light is sustainable.

5.3 REACTIVE PUBLICITY
5.3 When dealing with reactive publicity statements and press releases from parties or candidates, the force may adopt the following principles:
a) A response may be appropriate when claims are based upon factually incorrect information or where it is necessary to correct misunderstandings that would undermine confidence in the police service. Care should be taken not to be seen to be attacking a candidate or a position, merely correcting inaccuracies.
b) A response may not be appropriate when claims are based on an individual's interpretation of facts or circumstances.

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Apr 27

Lots of hot air being generated trying to launder this genuinely shambolic behaviour and it is as dull and jowly as one would expect. Far more illuminating revealing how utterly bewildered you lot are by the public mood on this. It’s genuinely fascinating to see that exposed

A poll on the public attitudes to MPs drinking on the job reveals that only 15% find it remotely acceptable while 76% find it unacceptable, surprising no one except Guardian and Independent journalists

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Apr 18

an archival Violet from Berlin for #Caturday #CatsOfBlacksky

a black and white photo of a dilute tortie cat sleeping in the sun on a cat bed resting on a desk

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Mar 29

Sure thing mate

The “you bullied me into being a racists piece of shit” cartoon

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Mar 29

Every. Fucking. Time.

Fred pulls the hood off a ghost labelled “centrist” to reveal the actual villain, a right winger

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Mar 15

Same price as last year, where they didn’t need a fundraiser and in fact made a profit. mad. Wonder what happened since? Let‘s look beyond the headline shall we . Oh look, it explains what happened. Hey Kaz, who is responsible for the policies listed that means they can’t afford the permit now?

Since last year’s Kingston Road street party, a triple whammy has hit the Coronation, just as it has most pubs across the country - a business rate hike, the rising cost of utility bills for businesses like pubs, and increased costs of staff wages and food and drink has hit the hospitality industry.

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Mar 14

Heya. For some strange reason @jonburkeuk.bsky.social blocked me when i posted this in a response to someone asking what his complaint about the greens “identity politics” mean. Suspect that means we were over the target

a tweet from Jon Burke with the text “ I do wonder whether Twitter will be fully-satisfied* until J.K Rowling is dragged through the streets and executed on a pyre of her own books, having publicly denounced herself as the devil incarnate.”

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Feb 17

Nosy Violet #CatsOfBluesky #Books

A blue and cream dilute Tortie standing up on her hind legs as she peers into a packed bookshelf, paying special attention to an illuminated book nook of a Tokyo alleyway

Potato Gun Kelly@mkay· Feb 7

And furthermore…