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Internet animal (raccoon/coyote/donkey/etc), stuff maker, thing doer, cute little outfit enthusiast, animal costume connoisseur. He/him. Minneapolis
Watching a random part of Avatar on the in-car screen in the back of an Uber with the sound turned way down, exactly as James Cameron intended
when they ask whether you ever actually looked at a picture of an aardvark when designing your children's book character
The MN State Fair gophers are canonically uncle and nephew, and it’s likely their proven success helped pave the way for similar duos like LMFAO decades later
It’s hard not to feel like this was some sort of inflection point for this hellscape of a timeline
Oh sure yeah but when I try I get banned from Airbnb because "my stomach doesn't qualify as a bedroom" and "the guests never check out", wtf