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mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· 18d

"Failure can become the catalyst for profound reinvention."

- Conan 😜

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Jul 1

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Jun 5

WWTBD?

A chibi-style comic book strip, single page.

In panel 1, Wonder Woman and Batman are on a rooftop at night, presumably somewhere in Gotham. Wonder Woman says, "Bruce, can I ask you something?" Batman replies "Always."

In panel 2, Wonder Woman asks, "What would you do if I were turned into a worm?"

In panel 3, Batman has already pulled out his mobile and orders it to "Open contingency plan, code name: Wonder WORMan"

In panel 4, Wonder Woman asks, "WORMan???" in disbelief.

In panel 5, we see a close up of Batman's phone screen. It reads "Slide 37: Utilize Lasso of Truth to Compel Cooperation", with a little graphic of a tiny worm in a tiny tiara (presumably Wonder Woman, who is watching this presentation with a puzzled frown, while thinking "He's really given this a lot of thought."

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· May 23

🥱

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· May 17

The "Find a Civil Surgeon" section of the USCIS website has been experiencing technical difficulties which "may impact your ability" to find a civil surgeon who can perform the medical exam required for the I-693 form.

Makes one wonder how long this has been going on, doesn't it?

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Apr 26

OH:

Fortune cookie sez: "Your friendships will deepen and grow in November."

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Apr 25

😋🐟

Salmon pattie and mixed veggies on a fancy plate, with a fork

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Apr 18

Asked AI to help create a spec sheet for my avatar. The results were underwhelming and unintentionally hilarious. (e.g. the "side" view is the backside)

An "AI-bomination" of a spec sheet. Front and 3/4 views are the same view, the eye is wrong/off frequently, the side view is the backside, etc.

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Apr 18

Please don't make me tap the sign 😜

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Apr 11

An "I VOTED" sticker, in closer up, on a wood grain table top

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Apr 8

"How much prep time does Batman have?"

A chibi-style comic book strip, single page.

In panel 1, Wonder Woman and Batman are on a rooftop at night, presumably somewhere in Gotham. Wonder Woman says, "Bruce, can I ask you something?" Batman replies "Always."

In panel 2, Wonder Woman asks, "What would you do if I were turned into a worm?"

In panel 3, Batman has already pulled out his mobile and orders it to "Open contingency plan, code name: Wonder WORMan"

In panel 4, Wonder Woman asks, "WORMan???" in disbelief.

In panel 5, we see a close up of Batman's phone screen. It reads "Slide 37: Utilize Lasso of Truth to Compel Cooperation", with a little graphic of a tiny worm in a tiny tiara (presumably Wonder Woman, who is watching this presentation with a puzzled frown, while thinking "He's really given this a lot of thought."

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 29

Close up of a black wooden restaurant table, with an &pizza "Lil Roni" pizza on a dine-in platter and a plastic bottle of water ("LIFE WTR" label) on top. White metal chairs can be seen partially in the backdrop.

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 27

Duck Martens? 😉

Doc Martens Chelsea Boots, in bright orange resembling the color of a duck's feet.

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 27

<redacted> 😎

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 25

Well . . . thanks for making me feel awkward 😉

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 16

Pardon me, but is that a David Noonan in your patio? 😎

Two monochromatic prints featuring cats, printed on adhesive labels, stuck to a drainpipe. The bottom most print has the following quote:

"Haters are like crickets... they make alotta noise, you can hear them, but you can't see em... and when you walk right past them suddenly they're quiet."

(image credit to David Noonan, I believe?)

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 13

It's the weekend. #LFG

Macro shot of a sbux doppio espresso and petite scone with a nibble taken out of one corner.

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 13

There is still no hockey mask emoji

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 8

Where's the fire? Isn't... isn't there supposed to be fire? 😉

Large whitish grey dumpster with "ELITE" spray painted in blue letters on the side

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Mar 3

These unrealistic beauty standards for women are so debilitating

$Store mannequin w\ conspicuous head damage stands in a window display$

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 28

What if . . . fancy hubcaps had Apple Tags? 🤔

Close up of a fancy shiny car hubcap propped up against a brick pillar. Hope the owner comes back and finds it

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 28

"Angels & Demons"? More like "Angels & Horny Devils" 😏 #ambigram

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 22

Dubai Chocolate Bite TL/DR: 😋 Rich, dry, pairs well with doppio espresso. Roughly 220 calories, 6g of sugar, at #SBUX starbucks.app.link/H1UHwDTEv0b

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 18

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO W\ THIS ?😱

Google Smart Watch face tells me my Readiness score is 100/High.

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 16

I dream the oddest things sometimes

Grainy black and white manga panel, of a robot sitting on a curb on a city street at night in the rain. Its head is slumped forward, and its wrists are in handcuffs. A textbox overlay reads "62 minutes later, my employer flies me downtown to collar a 245R (massacre by robot) . . . "

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 14

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Feb 8

Her: What's this? Me: I'm, um . . . making up for "Dry January" Her: Single-handedly?

Nine bottles of wine resting on their sides in the bottom drawer of a piece of bedroom furniture

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Jan 31

Mockup of product package for "Woody Hoodies", a small cardboard box of black, grey and earth tones, with "WOODY HOODIES" in hunter orange lettering on the front in large print. A cartoon character in a poncho is featured on the left side, above a speech balloon which reads "Flex!"

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Jan 29

😋

Grilled chicken pieces with chili sauce on top of French bread pizza, 5 cheeses, and a glass of Pinot noir

mmmMiSCHiEF@mmmmischief· Jan 1

Eggs. Six of them. In a chef pan. Before they've been cooked