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The best lack all conviction While the worst Are full of passionate intensity. ... Trying not to sound completely nuts while explaining only a fraction of what's happening to not-terminally-online friends and family. Currently not succeeding.

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Untied States @mnent· 11d

Aimee Mann's Mental Illness
A benevolent bird-like creature (a snow goose?) regards you through a thicket

Untied States @mnent· 11d

Suzanne Vega Solitude Standing album cover -

Suzanne looks at the camera, gloved hands framing her face

Untied States @mnent· Jul 2

John Muir wrote the book - maybe slightly dated by the hippy parlance, but it does what it says!

The cover of How to keep your Volkswagen alive - a manual of step by step procedures for the Compleat Idiot

Untied States @mnent· Jun 19

Honouring the memory of Janey Godley, rip

A courageous Scotswoman marches up a beach towards a nonplussed cop, determined to let the world know, long before many were aware that, as her hand drawn sign proclaims 'Trump is a Cunt'

Untied States @mnent· May 21

A Christmas Carol "you there boy, what day is this"

Untied States @mnent· May 21

Bill Murray wanting to smash the alarm clock in Groundhog Day

Untied States @mnent· May 21

Completely not what you're doing at all but it made me think I'd love it as a rotating series of time themed GIFs like

Dr Emmet Brown awaiting 1.28 gigawatts of electricity to strike the clock tower in Back to the Future

Untied States @mnent· May 14

Two overweight Trump fans wear russian hats and I'd Rather Be Russian Than Democrat t-shirts

Untied States @mnent· May 1

I think this is a meme, Mr Dawkins

Scene from The Simpsons : Marge points out a parrot on a perch in a mall to Homer.
The subtitles reads "look Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with"

Untied States @mnent· Mar 29

I'm fairly certain he drew a cock that could pass as a negative space map of the Persian gulf, and RFK hallucinated the rest

The middle east map, as not drawn by noted Sharpie cartographer Trump

Untied States @mnent· Mar 21

Lou and Andy from Little Britain - Lou is known to point and say 'I want that one' to Andy - to be clear, Lou has no mental or physical challenges, as I imagine Elon's spoilt little emperor has neither.

Untied States @mnent· Mar 21

Jeff Bezos's prototype space cock, from his 8th grade experiments His style was evident even in those first fumblings

A rocket that it doesn't take Rorschach to divine that it's a giant cock

Untied States @mnent· Mar 12

Ok Baz, I'll give you that, but it's 2026 and rollerblading is back! Time for you to fall in line!

A mock-up picture of Uachrarån na hÊireann, and noted rollerblader, Catherine Connolly

Untied States @mnent· Mar 12

Fionnān Sheehan going round with a 10 spot melted on his fivehead

Fionnān Sheehan and a lump of squidgy black.
Gardai say his street value is 200,000

Untied States @mnent· Mar 11

... indecently soon after, they came to me to say there's a dog shaped hole in all of our lives and we need to fill it, not ignore it. Look at it as, there's a lucky dog out there somewhere who you can give the same joy your last dog felt, and who will love you just as much as they did too

Oscar, a golden retriever poodle cross looks beatifically into the camera.
This dog is pure love to all good-hearted lifeforms, and is one of the great loves I've been lucky to have had in my life

Untied States @mnent· Mar 11

Poor Pete, normally so dignified..

Pete Hegseth goes off after hitting himself in the balls trying to flip up a skateboard

Untied States @mnent· Mar 11

The OC of the London unit

Ooh Betty, it's Frank Spencer, Freedom Fighter

Untied States @mnent· Mar 9

I think they speak through history with one voice

Caitlin Flanagan, on showing her bare arse on Twitter not knowing that Khomeini and Khameini were different Ayatollahs, attempts to vibe code her way out of it by saying 'I think they speak through history with one voice'

Untied States @mnent· Mar 6

Only one appropriate response! news.lettersofnote.com/p/very-truly...

Dear Mr. Cox:

Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

Very truly yours,

CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP.

James N. Bailey,

General Counsel

Untied States @mnent· Mar 3

In the language of Chancellor Merz, I strongly invoke: THE TRUMP, THE

Sideshow Bob in court reveals his tattoo saying Die Bart Die emblazoned on his chest, and explains that it's German for The Bart The .
A juror remarks 'No one who speaks German could be an evil man'

Untied States @mnent· Mar 3

Alt text continued..

But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.

It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead

And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.

In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.

Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.

Untied States @mnent· Feb 19

I reckon the indignity of it all might be the trigger to reverse the unperspiration condition finally, and the entire 30 years of locked in sweat will finally release

Untied States @mnent· Feb 18

My REM -fuelled trip: drop the needle on Life's Rich Pageant and stick the headphones on

The cover of REMs Life's Rich Pageant LP

Untied States @mnent· Feb 14

Untied States @mnent· Feb 12

"Sir we've got the immigrants in our sights!!"

Disney Pixar's Up - a house floats through the sky attached to hundreds of coloured balloons

Untied States @mnent· Jan 23

Ironically, this is the Google AI summary of how to do it! (You can disable that shit too, Google udm14)

On Desktop (Web Browser)

Open Gmail in your browser.
Click the Settings gear icon (top right) > See all settings.
Stay on the General tab.
Scroll down to the Smart features section.
Uncheck: the box next to "Turn on smart features in Gmail, Chat and Meet".
Click Save Changes at the bottom (or follow prompts to "Turn off and reload").
(Optional for Workspace): Go back to Settings, find "Manage Workspace smart feature settings," and toggle off options there, then Save Changes.

On Mobile (Android/iOS)

Open the Gmail app.
Tap the Menu icon (three lines) > Settings.
Select the email account you want to change.
Scroll to the General section (or Data privacy on iOS).
Uncheck: or toggle off the box/switch next to Smart features.

Untied States @mnent· Jan 20

They're taking the Booth on tour - line 'em up!!

A replica of the Charlie Kirk death booth with "prove me wrong' sign (or if not a replica, they've got some pretty good cleaning products there)

Untied States @mnent· Jan 6

He could have a future in politics! Er, on second thoughts, he could have a past in politics!

3 former powerful Tories doing ridiculous power stance poses, Teresa May, Sajid Javid and George Osborne

Untied States @mnent· Jan 2

We didn't see anyone sniping about the cost of these bad boys - and I'd imagine they were dearer, due to the, er, inflation

(Whatever happened to) Ron de Santos, wearing very odd platform heeled and internally lifted cowboy boots, to add several inches to his lofty ambitions

Untied States @mnent· Jan 2

gotcha