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@moatruin
AD account, this one’s just here for the butts and bellies. Only a teeny tiny amount of shitposting, go to main if you want more of my dad jokes. Gay married and the world didn’t even end. NSFW 18+ only 🔞⚠️ etc. etc. 41 / Seattle / Married & Open
I should go to the gym, but it’s awfully hard to get up right now. Want to give me some motivation?
Happy #fcf! Be good, boys. Or bad, whatever, I’m not your dad. That paternity test came back negative.
Softie / freshly shorn Sunday (yes, that’s me AFTER trimming. no, I’m not going to go full bush.)
Forever waiting for someone to ask me what I’m listening to at the gym so I can info dump about the best Canadian band of the 00s
Just woke up. Brain empty. Dick hard. Too tired for caption. Suck it and I’ll brew you up a fresh cup of coffee. It’s like a reward.
How your #humpday pics find me (please keep all the cute fat butts coming 🙏)
Considered doing a b&w thing for #mcm but I liked the color, so you get both? Both is good too.
Rise and shine bud. Let’s go get some dim sum, and then if you’re really good you can rub my belly while I nap off the dumplings.
I’m still working on this long weekend #fcf but hopefully you’re not. Send nudes and/or pictures of you relaxing on the patio that I can live through vicariously 🙏
The nice thing about #mcm is that any photo can be monochrome. It’s so artistically freeing! Anything qualifies! anyway here’s my dick
Filling out this jock nicely, by which I mean my balls are at a real risk of spilling out of it
Extremely ready for pool weather again. Cmon Memorial Day, hurry it the fuck up.
It’s been a great #fcf and everything but hurry up and clean this up for me bud, I’ve gotta get to work.
If I had lighting this good at home, you’d see my butt *way* more often
Softie Sunday? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to clean the cum off of my belly. 😌
Cut or Uncut? Quote this pic with a pic of your cock 👀 Get you a man who can do both 😌
Happy hump day - now help me look for my contact lens, I swear it’s right here