Just Jones
@mofojones
Gardener/grower, do-gooder, dog lover, bullshitter. Coffee. Pinball! WA State SPO/SEA Every time that you're allowed to see the morning sun, it's a reminder that your life ain't done - wake up and live
Level 3 evacuations have hit in-city. Oh, Lord, them dogs might be safer than me
"What you want drawn on here?", I asked Ursula. She said "You can do a sign for the special! It's chicken strips and a basket of fries." 😂😂
Lmao, kudos to the a River Keeper, everyone who showed up to clean up the riverbank, and especially to the mf in the trout suit(??) because, baby, it is 80° *outside* of the trout suit, God bless! That's dedication to the bit!
Welp, the verdict is that it stays on to heal, as there's still blood flow to the flap. Goodbye pinkie toenail, probably! Getting it dressed, 5 days antibiotics, and then I'm outta here on my borrowed crutches!
The dog flung this toy from the adjacent room and look at where it landed! THIS is why I don't let the mf be going after snakes. Last thing I fkn need...🤣🤣 Why the dog throw better than me, tho? Smh
I look cute baldheaded! Even hat hair looking good! S/O to my mf Miguel at FoxyCut Salon; Seattle, hit them UP! #bigchop
It begins.. I like how the Watch Duty app just wakes itself up each year, like "YOU know what time it is, bih!" It's windy as FUCK today, as you can tell by the increasing levels of response, culminating in Level 3 evacuations, in under an hour.
Still laughing because, if you know me, this is like looking at two halves of my personality. A revelation, to say the very least, as to why every dog I've ever had kinda just....be like this
When your dog is your biggest hater, smh. This pic is from last summer, recovering from almost losing the leg and the subsequent facial staph infection which kept me inside for 3 months. Feeling cute, taking a selfie with my bitch, and... she so fuckin fed up with me! 🤣😂😅
😂😅 girl, I was just finna say sumn about this last serving of the delicious baked mac that my man made, which I tried to reheat and completely obliterated. I'm pleased to present, to an indiscriminate audience, a brownie:
I closed my eyes and had a vision of a tater and bacon hash with crispy, juuulienned collard greens - BEHOLD! 🎵They were half done in this pic And I ate them quick as shit!🎵 🎶Doodle-EE-doodly-DO🎶
Yes! The way I just be strolling in my bibs and hat with my basket, lol. Please enjoy this photo of my collards down at our Community Garden!
Please, don't be like this fucking moron. Yes, idiot, that *is* poison hemlock. You can photograph plants without picking them, and should! *posted after they ate a bit of the root*
Bought these last year and was peeved to find that they at sterile. So I collected their stunning blue pollen to use on Firefly Petunias. That's right, heau! I've created a glow-in-the-dark version(right) of the Amazonas Plum Cockatoo(left). Suck it, nerds!!! I do what I want 😂😂 Glow pic tonight!
Plum tomatoes never again after discovering Cuor Bi Bue Albenga and Bobby(nee Boobie) - the latter is so sweet and beautifully heart-shaped, while the former is a meaty mofo with a classic tomato flavor. Both make impeccable sauce/base!
My Monkey Tail Cactus, which I bought as 6" starts in 2020, are flowering for the first time! Yee!
I'm...sorry, am I reading this correctly? What the fuck does he mean by "especially one that's historically punk rock"? What does he think punk rock is? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAVE. DID YOU COME BACK OUTSIDE TO PISS OFF ME, SPECIFICALLY
NOT CLEANING YOUR MAKEUP BRUSHES! I wear powder/foundation a handful of times a year, so it didn't even occur to me. So, when I had an allergic reaction on my face *after* having used those brushes? This was 10 months ago and my scars are still fading. CW, y'all, these pics nasty.
What y'all think, Blacksky? Who got a verse for me? *Apologies in advance if you, too, start randomly spouting "ON A MUTHAFUCKIN ROCCKK!" while going about your day-to-day business. 😶
Was feeling so on top of my shit ahead of this meeting with the Parks department, until I looked down.