Molly Johnson
@mollymoon
Chronically ill, superbly sarcastic Gen Xer. Loves Jane Austen, Fantasy novels, Critical Role, TTRPGs, Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate & Elder Scrolls Owns too many plushies for her age, will not apologize for it. Proud dog mom to Jester. She/Her in N. WI
In the Duluth, MN area and this is where our air quality warning is. I didn’t know the scale went that high 🤦♀️😱
Every once in a while, I am given the opportunity to mess with my friends in an unhinged but whimsical way. Today, that meant making a chocolate raccoon to top off a cheesecake. 😂
Someone has her spa day tomorrow, she’s ready too— looking a little scraggly 😂
Only NPCs from Oblivion: Remastered have smiles as creepy as that dude.
It’s my 50th birthday! I’ve got the fancy ice cream ready and my dog Jester is eagerly awaiting a sample! Pic for Cuteness tax
Think of how many we could stack if we made them use those annoying fart sets that were proposed for airlines!
Yeah, don’t make the mistake I did of trying to Google it 😂 Tried using quotes, that didn’t help either and now I’m getting comfort from a deluded AI summary that I didn’t ask for about a problem that doesn’t exist. Wish we could turn this shit off.
I have a Jester who keeps me sane, tho it’s possible the stress of such a burden is wearing on her 😂
Gentle hugs and keeping all my fingers crossed for you (one of the few side benefits of hEDS 😂) Cuteness tax paid below
Jester is the same way, we often joke that she’s never heard a cross word in her life because she’s too cute to yell at 😂
Look at the username and the “date” it’s posted. Trump’s an idiot and an asshat, but that’s not an actual post from him. Including a pic of my adorable dog to console you 😂
TFW the backlight from the curtains makes you look like the cutest lil ghost dog on earth 🥰
We all love you Charlie, please stay 💜 Picture of Jester eating cheesecake to remind you of the good things (dogs and cheesecake 😉)
I’ve tried finding the answer online with zero luck, so I gotta ask: are you Glothar in the new ELF x Liquid Death ad? The height seemed right when Glothar was standing straight…
I have no answers but many good wishes for you and family 💜 I also have a cute puppy, so I will share her latest in hopes that it triggers the dopamine.
Tell him to stare into Jester’s eyes as it happens, either the cuteness will be a great distraction or the ability to suddenly hear Sarah MacLachlan’s Arms of an Angel will be such a shock he won’t even notice the needle 😉 My dog does lethal levels of psychic damage with her puppy eyes.
Slow and steady is wonderful, so glad to hear it was a positive for all involved 💜 Pic of my Jester for the cuteness tax
Sorry that you have to wait, here’s my dog being cute to distract you from the stress