Magically Matt
@momentarilymatt
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey. Matts of Bluesky:
In many ways I admire our neighbors to the North, but could we do a little better with the color correction you're forcing on us?
This was unintentional but I feel like this is the most sexy satanic number
Maybe if your company needs that much money, invest in a logo that doesn't look like a butthole.
Hershey Hackberry is definitely the real name of a Stan Lee villain. He probably goes by something like, "Puritanio," or "The Human Wet Blanket," or something.
Legitimate question: Did I like Scully because she's a red head or do I like red heads because I was 13 and watched the X-Files?
Finding it hard to get out of bed when I've got this large boy to snuggle with #caturday
If you bring me red vermouth I'll make you a fancy Manhattan in a fancy glass. (Otherwise fuck off, I don't even really like people)