These blueberry lemon popsicles are heaven

Biiiiiig stuffed pig

Please enjoy this submission for tummy day

The only version of a card I wanted was this super foily non text version so I had to write down what it does on a post it note for when I eventually do try to cast it lmfaoooo. It'll have a solid sleeve when in a deck of course lol

G'RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHa tia is a great commander honestly, he makes so many tokens, and youd think since they costed life to create that the person would die fast? But no, they got effects that GIVE them life whenever a creature enters, its bananas. Oh, bananas, you should eat bananas :3

Nothing beats a freshly cleaned bong

Your favorite pigs favorite pig

Giving decks funny names is my passion

Oh no... a pattern emerges. I think im an Azorius player.

Dude does burger king even give a fuck about advertising anymore. This is the whole picture?? That's all your team decided to do?? Fire them my guy.

Portable pillow

Did you see the new flavor...

Doing something stupid, lmfaooo

I mean look at this belly... He seems softer

Kinda lost my mind tonight nnnnggg... Still going .. so greased up and tingly guhhh...

Sometimes I can't believe my balls are just Like That

Full of that panda express, hell yeah

My friends made a monster out of me

Got me a gay as hell card for my Vivi deck, absolutely adore it

I'm fat

This reads like the eagles started their own fuckin go fund me

Riveting stuff i say. cum cum? hell yeah

its the only logical answer

We got a pig here

So fucking full and so fucking horny

Like what