Zoot (Suit) Alors

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Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· 51m

Found this while on my walk with the dog.

Sign taped on a crosswalk button reading: Be A Man! JACK - OFF (in private, please) for PETE HEGSETH Resist U.S. Military "Excursions"

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· 5d

They have a whole line of these?

Model Kit called: "1/24 Master Box Sandy Passenger & George Trucker Sitting"
Image of the product has a trucker sitting in his truck with a woman in mini shorts and a bra moving to sit on his lap. It is unclear if the truck is in motion.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· 6d

I'm Big Walkin' over here.

Group of Big Walk characters posing on a bridge over a topographical map.

Two Big Walk characters standing ominously in a red fog

Big Walk characters looking out into the ocean from upon high.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· 14d

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· 19d

Not a single thought going on in that head right now.

White dog missing a back leg. Ears are st backwards, eyes dilated and tongue is sticking out making her look silly.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Jul 5

The bride from the Tim Burton movie, Corpse Bride, with a text bubble implying the retweeted post is being said by her.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Jun 24

AWACS from Ace Combat 8: Rex, bogies inbound. It's...

Fake aviation badge with an Amish horse and buggy. Text around badge reads, Pennsylvania Dutch Air Force 5607th Buggy Wing

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Jun 21

I...I guess?

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Jun 12

Happy Birthday to the sleepiest baby!

A white dog with light brown spots and a missing leg spots laying in a bed yawing very wide. If the dog was a human it would look like it was in the fetal position and screaming.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 25

She is speaking in front of Parliament today.

White dog with a blue bandana around its neck. One paw is raised and placed on something out of frame. The dog looks like a member of the Parliament class.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 21

"A podcast about engineering disasters, with slides"

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 16

Sleepy ball time

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 16

She hates the camera but is too photogenic.

A little white dog with a missing back leg looking very cute as she side eyes the camera.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 14

My dog would become too famous if we let her. She is too cute.

White dog who's lips are stuck so she looks like she is giving a creepy smile.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 14

Los Angeles is not a real place exhibit 2737384

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· May 5

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!

Posted on Twitter July 25, 2014 by @Hegelbon

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Apr 29

Hey! If you are in NYC go to our live show next month at Purgatory!

Poster for live show May 15, 2026 @ Purgatory NYC. Doors at 7 pm, music at 7:30 pm. Tickets in advance are only $12 while tickets are the door will be $15.

Featured artists for the night are Maximum Love Timeline, Lily Piette, and Man Lee.

Must be at least 21 years of age to enter.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Apr 29

Los Angeles is not a real place.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Apr 11

Was the first car livery I ever made made off some fancy french anti-aging cream? Yes. Because makeup is the only other industry that designs it's little products on a shelf as good if not better than cigarettes.

Bottle of L'Occitane Immortal Reset. It is yellow with a gradient that turns orange, then red, then purple then indigo.

Zoot (Suit) Alors@moom· Apr 11

I cannot lie I love me my Honda Civic Type R. Left, first livery design (yeah I know the mirrors don't match but that was an accident and it grew on me); Right, maybe my favorite Type R liverty I've made.