I dont need to say it

i think if i ever made an argument this bad i'd be ok with whatever criticism i got in return

Using up the world's water supply to fuck up drawing straight lines

I completely forgot about the Darius bit lmfao its been like 5 years since I seen it. Yeah its like, a Tim and Eric shitpost name

I may have heard of it

"Waah everyone is being mean in the way they frame Israel during this :( it's not fair to assume they were still dangerous and wouldn't abide by the ceasefire" Meanwhile the Israeli government: "we need to kill everyone in Lebanon"

Me when i go swimming less than 30 mins after eating

It's in our best interest to continue exploding the rainforest or whatever we're doing to get this level of reliability out of our AI.

This video made me $8 over 3 years so now I have to find another cash cow or my family will starve

Extremely targeted ad for me and my son who is half fishing pole on his mom's side.

Anyway im ready for saturday

Honestly a better response from me would have been "I ___ seen it."

it gets even better

The gangs all here!

Weird Al is trending because bluesky thinks all posts with the #Florida hashtag are about him for some reason Great vibe-coded website youve got here guys lmao

THE DXBL4 FINALS BEGIN TONIGHT! Going live in 30 mins with Lightweight Rank D and C! Tune in for some Monster Rancher Tournament Action! twitch.tv/moosebones

This bizarre policy is written like Senator Tankerbell trying to ban puppets from doing lewd and lascivious dances.

I think the new star fox designs are fine

Northernlion isnt quite the same after having to cancel the Supercruise...

They have the potential to do the funniest thing.

Yeah alright lmao

Facebook still has the sauce

Ive been whining about it for 20 years but I finally succumbed to the evil that is official competitive pokemon allowing for evasion enhancing moves/abilities/items. My MVP in Champions.

Calling in saying "my dog is sick as hell" accompanied by this