Hi! My name is Paul
@morganducks
Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
I've pretty much stopped hanging at the other place. But the sports community is so THERE, and I like sports. I rarely post anything. Anyhow, my account got suspended. Why? Here's their answer. Notice, there's a colon after "specifically," then nothing. Lost a great list of sources. Oh well.
Jerry was desperately looking for a bathroom. Finally he gave up. "I'll just go out this windo...."
My son was dialing from the gate. He said: “Before I called you my finger slipped and accidentally called some poor lady who sounded like I woke her up from sleep. I still feel so bad” I wrote him some dialogue for next time.
Darn! I was hoping Expedia could find the wrong flight for me!
Focus group bro: I have only ever been horny for savings. This message doesn't connect for me.
"From this step forward, all furniture will be UNaffordable! BWA HAHAHA!" So, like, same as it's always been?
I think he was 3 when I got him at the shelter. The most loving cat ever.
Like Kellogg's had planned all along, Pop Tart porn became a thing.
Here's what I wrote about Jerry Allen going into the Oregon Sports Hall of Fame.