My SO @midasdesigns.bsky.social and I gave jointly

Why are we believing unsourced TikToks? From his Wikipedia article which references a biography written about the three American generations of Ttump, his grandfather became a citizen in 1892 and voted in WA's first presidential election. You can check the rolls. Trump's dad was not born until 1905

Here are what the clouds are looking like.

Look what we got by chance today just in time for our trip to Boston next week

My eldest came home with food and I jokingly asked him what he brought me. He said nothing and of course my youngest, who always tries to one up his brother, tells me he made me cupcakes. They are even diabetes sized.

Oh something happened to Trump last night? Anyway, look at the tiara I won in a walk off at the Miss Congeniality movie party I went to yesterday. It came with a sash that is now being worn by my porgin Porkins.

Idk when they changed the menu at the hospital, but shrimp and grits is my dinner tonight.

The guy in the back reminds me of those horrifying pictures of Prince Philip where he looked like a walking corpse. Same exact vibe.

Also, here is the pothole. If you live in Alexandria, VA or work here, be careful on N Quaker heading towards 395 after the Braddock and King lights. It is the right lane almost in front of the Lindsay Volvo. We've called the city about but who knows how long they will take to fill it.

Khaleesi, who just got done sleeping on my SO's back, probably snoring while he's in a meeting. And Kira peering out of her bubble in one kf her favorite modes of transportation, a backpack.

This definitely reads as Turd Lover, right? The car was in front of us and this was both my SO's and I's first thoughts.

This isnt RTed bc fhe original post is without ALT text and I can't QT it but this has to be a group of the most unfuckable men.

Only one of the doggies dressed up for Halloween. We only got 3 trick or treaters last night and Khaleesi, who didn't dress up, was upset because she lives for all the kids coming up to the house for candy on Halloween. Anyway, here is Kira as Beetlejuice.

A preview of tonight. Yes, that is Treasury Building behind me. The East side.

Look how adorable my G7 and Omnipod overpatch are.

They and the Haytians are just trying to avoid blonde girls talking sbout them from behind a podium.

Oof. That was a gut punch because they aren't wrong.

Okay, can we talk about hownorerty my new eyeshadow palette is? I can't stop looking at the colors.

More proof why I won't eat at other people's houses. Oh you have a nut allergy? Let me cut you a price of white bread I previously used to cut some walnut bread with that I only wiped off. Plus some bread is messy? Wash your god damn dishes

My kid, also an ACHS alumni, was there too.

BTW, I made an ALT friendly version.

What could possi lying go wrong with giving your banking information and accepting money for a protest?

What do you think? How is 42 looking on me? These were taken within the last few weeks.

So, this may be one of the weirder birthday emails I've received not just today, but in my life. Happy birthday with a side of diabetes to me, I guess.

Some of Antifa's weapons I took pictures of located in a few buildings near a secure site.

Yum. I miss eating Golden Oreos.

Can you guess which one is me? We are all cousins and the two babies are like a week apart in age and the toddler is around 2 years of age. Don't mind my grandfather in the background with his unbuttoned shirt.

It is SO much more glittery in person. I look like disco ball.

This would be Khaleesi's bedroom.

Christ. You're no better than MAGA with the lack of empathy. His statement is gross. No company should be in charge of 40% of the production of baby formula and the govt should have stepped in. But it is okay because capitalism! I'm not surprised you're okay with throwing trans ppl under the bus