Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· 5d I released some of my dad into a pretty fishing stream on the island of Bali last year.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· 7d Douglas County Republicans welcome: the Funkasaurus
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· 8d Somebody call Texas and tell them your boy called all y'all losers.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· 27d Harlequin Publishing presents:
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· 29d Reading the morning headlines like
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· Jul 11 Omaha: Even our trees have sinkholes.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· Jul 11 The vibes are up, comrades.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· Jul 11 He did it! That son of a bitch did it! 🥹
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· Jul 8 Well, now. Don't I feel foolish.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· Jun 21 I think you can safely ask for a discount now.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· Jun 1 How I hope to be celebrating Pride Month:
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· May 26 I'm old enough to remember the first Enhanced Games.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· May 23 Jaxson Dart should definitely explain what an honor it was to this guy.
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· May 23 When two patterns entwine,
The results, serpentine
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· May 23 When you swim in the sea,
And an eel kiss your knee
Chris Larkin@mostimpressive· May 17 100% this dude has closed an orphanage.