My college friend group chat blew up this week because someone saw this guy in the background wearing our college gear. Immediately several people in the chat said they knew him--he'd gone to UNC with us--and something along the lines of, "Trust me, you don't want to know anything else about him."

We had to resort to “perambulation” early in this goofball’s tenure.

@colsonwhitehead.com is writing about Americans in the 1980s here. I guess the past really is a foreign country, because I can’t imagine Americans doing that today.

Me and my buds cheering against assholes Uzbekistan

Morris Louis?

Maybe I should be thankful that he only cut me off in the traffic sense.

Happy 50th anniversary to this banger.

He was lecturing on Bosch’s Haywain Triptych and a student interrupted him to ask (in a very rural NC voice; Dr. Judson was a New Englander), “Are you saying ‘Haywain,’ or like, ‘Hey, Wayne?’” I always assumed he got the F-.

“10x your writing with A.I.”

I had to look it up, and lolllll

Every time I read peer reviews

They stole my idea for a country song.

Sadly, my local piri pird chicen joint has gone belly up.

“a good looking man”

Sadly, it appears that Thaitanic has closed.

I attended one of the best symposia I’ve ever been a part of yesterday, honoring David Montejano on the 40th anniversary of his landmark book Anglos and Mexicans in the Making of Texas. It was organized by 3 grad students from the UT Department of Mexican American and Latino Studies /1

One of my students just showed up to a meeting with the university's special collections librarian wearing a replica of this shirt. I'm so proud.

In my opinion,

This is the fastest and hardest unsubscribe and delete response I’ve ever had to an email.

BOLO

I can’t explain why, but for me it’s Eggs Good for You This Week.

In the medical literature, Dr. Battle is remembered for successfully delivering conjoined twins at their home in Indianola at a time when conjoined twins usually died. Lydia and Linda attended the unveiling yesterday. They turn 70 on Sunday—and they should have their own tv show. They’re hilarious.

It honors Dr. Clinton Battle, an important and hitherto unrecognized civil organizer who was also a wunderkind of a family practitioner.

Come to Fort Worth to see the Butt Collection. www.cartermuseum.org/exhibitions/...

This poor woman from the Modelo ad is getting ROASTED at work today.