"lighter please mate-have you got clippers?" "we do, any preference on the colour?" "I don't suppose you've got one with a hotdog on it, wearing cowboy boots, doing the OK gesture and doing this with its mouth?"

I wouldn't last long doing that. the temptation to count bats in character would only grow the more it pissed everyone off.

funny you should mention that

if we know that labour's losses to reform are minimal, compared to their losses to the greens and the lib dems, then labour also knows this, and surely must have known that this is what was happening some time ago from their own polling, focus groups, research etc

bit late as I already postal voted for plaid, but the tactical voting advice for keeping reform and the tories out in my constituency is basically "errr fuck knows mate, just don't vote for reform or the tories"

pahahahahahaha

Yes.

the little mermaid 2027, now featuring an appropriate amount of skin pigmentation for an abomination that lurks in the abyss, where god's light never reaches

I'm familiar with the last frame of that one, in a slightly different context

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

ok maybe there isn't at all. this is the version I've seen, I like to think the orange spiky thing is the wankh

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers.”

this was the next thing on my feed, and for several seconds I thought "truckers lemonade" was another horse name you were listing

the first thing in my camera roll that makes me laugh out loud would be this screenshot of my facebook marketplace recommendations. I can't really deny that I do want all of these things, to be fair

these guys used to decapitate an effigy of george bush on stage. was that a serious call for violence? you're going to say that's a ridiculous comparison, so tell me, how far removed from reality does your stage act have to be before violent imagery or slogans aren't taken seriously?

in case you weren't aware that rod stewart has always been a horrible old gammon wanker

I mean, I was never a fan, but this is a bit bloody drastic