Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick

@mr-dr-prof-patrick

Wumbologist. Not a doctor on TV but I do play one in real life. Dr. Spaceman is my role model. I like birds. 8647. Mormonish? I use this account to yell at clouds. “Disingenuous dickhead” -anonymous Redditor review “Dumbass” - my PD

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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

7/7 betrayal side eye #dogsofbluesky

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose, having accepted his fate of getting terrible tasting medicine, gives his owner a side eyed look of betrayal.

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

6/7 head shake right #dogsofbluesky

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose shakes his head to the right to try to get rid of the medicine taste

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

5/7 head shake left #dogsofbluesky

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose shakes his head left to try to get rid of the medicine taste

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

4/7 WTF #dogsofbluesky

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose tries to spit out liquid medicine and looks in the still frame like he is shouting

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

3/7 Bleh #dogsofbluesky

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose sticks his tongue out in hopes that will get rid of the taste of his medicine

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

2/7 “WHAT DID YOU DO?!?” #dogsofbluesky

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine. The grimace turns into a snarl

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 7d

Giving my dog nasty tasting medicine: a tail in 7 photos 1/7 “What did you do?” #dogsofbluesky @darthbluesky.bsky.social

An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 12d

Andy Dwyer from parks and rec looking sheepishly embarrassed says “I still don’t know who will stencil is or why people love/hate him.

And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask”

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· 24d

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Jun 7

smarty dog #dogsofbluesky #dogs

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· May 29

Excellent “twist” Greg, “revealing” you are a Nazi. We had no idea.

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· May 7

Passive resistance! I learned it from Dr. King! I'm brave!

Tracy Jordan in 30 rock passively resisting

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· May 6

A sign on a street light says “do you want to learn to play the accordion?” With tabs to rip off with the words “no thank you” on each tab

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· May 5

They’ve become more plastic now than man, twisted and evil

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Apr 15

JD Vance looks eagerly at an anthropomorphic couch with eyes giving him the side eye

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Apr 2

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Apr 1

Same energy

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Mar 28

Apologetics 2.0: inoculation is def going to work guys #mormon #mormonism #exmo

Gru evil plan meme:
1. Teach members just enough of the weird and bad stuff about church history
2. Members become inoculated against the actual truth about church history
3. Members leave in even greater numbers than before
*gru double takes and checks the plan in confusion*

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Mar 16

Gospel Topics essay on polygamy is absolutely ridiculous the more you think about it. When I first read it 10+ years ago it didn’t bother me because I didn’t think about it. It patched a hole and I moved on without digging deeper. #mormon #exmo #lds

Gospel topics essays be like:

(Lady with a disgusted face): Joseph married a 14 yo girl

(Same lady with an curiously interested face): Joseph married a girl several months before her 15th birthday

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Mar 9

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Mar 2

Platner’s the Nazi gardener from community. People were too excited about his populist messaging to notice the signs.

Troy and Jeff from community suddenly realize all the racist things the gardener taking care of the trampoline said during their time with him.

They remember the gardener saying the trampoline garden was “a place free from darkness”, “some are just natural jumpers” referring to Troy, then when they see a swastika tattoo on his chest he says “it’s going to be a maze”

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Feb 24

Arthur’s clenched fist, struggling to contain a desire for violence

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Feb 7

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Feb 4

Alex Garland wasn’t far off the mark apparently

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Feb 2

We are apparently all being manipulated by both sides to hate ICE. Believe him, he’s a marketer! He says he has facts! #ice #icesympathizers

What’s actually happening is simpler, but more diabolical.

Media is playing our society for fools.

You’re not reacting to facts. You’re reacting to narratives.

Both sides are being gassed up by party leaders and political figure heads for THEIR gain.

Not yours.
Or Renee's.
Or Alex's.

Let that sink in.

So those feelings bubbling up...

...are you being played like a fiddle for someone else's agenda.

It's your traumas, triggers, and tribalism.

The animal brain in overdrive.

And thanks to algorithmic media, it's never been easier.

I'm a marketer. I change minds for a living. And frankly, I'm disturbed and disappointed by what I see.

But if people weren't so easy to manipulate, I guess I wouldn't have a career.

So listen.

I'm not saying feelings aren't valid.

I'm saying feelings aren't facts.

The difference between an animal and a human is our capacity for rational thought.

I sure hope we start using it.

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Feb 2

He was quote posting a doozy of a post by a self described “moderate” Only 2 people were killed according to him out of 328,000 arrests so we can rest easy guys, it’s actually safer to be arrested by ICE than it is to drive! #ice #nazis #icesympathizers #moderates

This might be the most offensive post I've made.

I genuinely don’t understand the public outrage around ICE and here's why:

The claims:

👉 ICE is a violent organization
👉 ICE is deporting “thousands” of legal U.S. citizens
👉 ICE detention is inhumane

But the facts don't agree.

Since 2025, ICE has made over 328,000 arrests.

During those arrest attempts, two people were killed (a 0.0006% incident rating).

Tragic. Unfortunate. Unjust. I agree.

But that still means 99.9994% of ICE arrests occurred without a fatal incident.

In terms of "mistaken identity", documented reporting shows 170 U.S. citizens mistakenly detained.

Some argue that number is underreported, so let’s be generous and double it to 340 just to appease the naysayers.

Even then, ICE got citizenship status right 99.9% of the time.

Next claim: “ICE detention is inhumane because people die in custody.”

According to record, 32 people died while in ICE custody in 2025. At the same time, ICE held 60,000+ detainees.

That puts the odds of dying in ICE custody at roughly 1 in 1,000 to 1 in 2,000.

For comparison, the crude annual death rate of the general U.S. population is about 1 in 100.

Said differently: All things being equal (which they never are), your odds of survival in ICE custody is better than your odds of survival outside of ICE custody.

Nothing – not even the best science in the world – is 100% accurate.

So literally, in almost any other domain, an organization operating at 99.9%+ accuracy at this scale would be praised, not demonized.

(Ironically, that’s exactly why the head of ICE was awarded during the Obama administration)

Here's my point:

The facts don’t justify the outrage, cruelty, and hatred folks are directing at friends, coworkers, and even their families.

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Feb 2

Facebook post from a guy I used to go to church with. A lawyer no less. One hell of a strawman. His brain has been absolutely cooked on right wing media. I responded but honestly I don’t think he’s posting in good faith and and additional responses will go nowhere with him. #ice #icesympathizers

For the record, I think it’s a tragedy that Pretti and Good lost their lives. I think full investigations should be done and as far as I can tell, I don’t think there was any cause for the Pretti shooting. It looked like a series of terrible things in too short of a time with too much noise and not enough communication. But it also looked like officers were assaulting people without cause.

I also think that out of the tens of thousands of arrests, we would be hearing about all the ones that have gone wrong and it’s been these two as the major ones. It also happened where there are active sanctuary cities not anywhere else. It’s like causing the problem only to be appalled by the consequence you created. But people act like these two instances are all of ICE. Believe me, we’d hear about more

And comparing deporting people to go back to their home countries (especially when one side actively hates the US, shouldn’t you be encouraging this?), to Nazi Germany is insane. There is a reason for these being the main controversies because in the vast majority of instances, no one is dying.

On top of all of this, the census is based on populations, including illegal immigrants. That’s where we get the number of representatives in each state. The left is clearly very happy to allow more representatives in their states based on illegal immigration. This is how they steal the country.

Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick@mr-dr-prof-patrick· Jan 29

When you’re post-call or have a day off on a rotation where you do 28 hr shifts 😭 #medsky #emsky SICU is killing me right now