Better than Ezra Klein (1)
@mr-sshhhhh
I'm like Stone Cold Steve Austin I put homophobes in coffins I'm like Fred Astaire I dance like I don't care I'm like Ted deBiase I win no matter what it costs me
I call this part of the proceedings “with friends like these…”
American soccer pundits: “Don’t let ANYONE tell you this team has nothing to play for! ANNIVERSARY! NATIONAL PRIDE! PROGRAM RECORDS! Poch:
some of you may not have known that Steven Miller tried this shit, so here’s a reminder.
Remind me who we need to be careful is reading to our kids?
Second pregnant feral cat showing up at my door in two years
Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me? In your thoughts forsaken me? In your heart forSAAAAAA Ken MEEEEEEEEE....
Me: Why don't bands make baseball jersey merch Also Me: Bought my kids a Cricut they don't use Also Also Me:
Democrats, if you give these fucking nimrods $200 BILLION I'll vote against you on general principle.