Matt Randall
@mrandall
Michigan political data
Maybe they were right. Can we really say Minnesotans have a firm grasp of English when they call this a salad
Or just pull a Dictator Salazar like they did in Portugal. Have him sign a bunch of fake papers in a mockup of the oval office
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts. (But actual Russian agent)
Sometimes I feel like a git when I can't find something and have to call my wife at work. But at least I haven't done this
Noem has found a new way to incentivize a bureaucracy, "keep working or you have to watch me shoot my fucking dog to death." www.cnn.com/2026/01/30/p...
The minor electrical issue is with his brain. But seriously, his brain isn't working and he is not fit to be president
Found a giant puffball in the yard today. Kids helped cook it, so hopefully they'll enjoy eating it
Wikipedia has this wording almost verbatim, but adds even more eccentricity