Dylan Keeling
@mrdylankeeling
I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though. Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one* image *I clicked the Midsommar image but the post opened with the cat photo as well for some reason and now I can't decide!..
I am in fact now reading Amethyst Princess Of Gemworld again, for the first time in 20 years. I've been sick since Thursday and haven't slept properly for 3 nights. Fascinated by this ad for a 1982 Jedi thing where the graphics seem to be Pong with the corners rounded (more info in alt text)
Disney movies: "Don't worry, the Fae aren't tricksters, that's a myth, they're lighthearted friends who offer you helpful gifts due to the sunny kindness of their innately sweet natures! 🥰" The Fae:
I was asking @bethkesh.bsky.social as this imagery seems relevant
This is a video of a sunny park with a ladybird hiding in the bushes
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin? *in an interview years later, Ingrid said "oh I love my naked body - so yummy!" so it's OKAY for us to keep looking at it today
Re-reading Ryu Murakami and my god this book is fucking brilliant. I remembered liking it even more than the movie; well it turns out it's also one of those books that's even better the second time. The exquisitely slow build is like The Stepford Wives or something
I dreamt a short story last night and made the following version of it in Notes the moment I woke up. I don't now know whether it's good or not
Absolute best time of year, the GOAT of seasons. New friends everywhere x
🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨 Fast asleep but needed to know my hand was going nowhere
It's not the main point but you need to light the book pics better for automatic alt text:
You were kidnapped. The characters of the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who will come to save you? Probably a LOT of collateral damage but I reckon I'll basically be ok, this lot can handle your average kidnappers
I don't know whose hands those are in the photo, to me Moose Allain looks exactly like this
It's how the books always used to be named, long before the TV specials