Oh but we're gonna act like this wasn't a cry for help

The difference between me basking in my kids' existence and DEEP MURDEROUS RAGE felt if anything jeopardized that

Well this image is a two-fer

"Imma need another volume fam"

"Verify your age" My first computer was a TRS-80. Floppy disk? Nah. Cassette tape mofos!

Name this superhero

These vets drugs got my girl twisted 😂 #Petsky

Verify your age: I'm older than this toy

That sister in the Unstoppables commercial walking toward the camera looks like she's walking right out of a dream

The WWE accidently made the perfect example of appropriation vs appreciation with the Grande Americano saga

Who the hell are these people supposed to be??? Good lawd AI is terrible at everything.

I thought we covered this already 😂

nothing like a righteous lean in

What's a lesser known album you can't recommend enough? Plenty for me but this album comes to mind. Unreal lyricism and endless quotables. Don't even get me started on the otherworldly production.

I can't help but see the dog from F is for Family

Facebook will always be entertaining

😂 looks like people are REALLY trying tho

The plot was lost when this was called ribs

First, did y'all know that dogs have to wear that cone for 10 days after getting spayed/neutered?? Second, did y'all know these onesies like alternatives exist?

agreed

don't let the smooth scalp fool you

Could be worse. The cake could be savory cornbread and mashed potatoes as 'frosting'. Don't forget the gravy!

You can tell when people weren't raising properly on Chinese chicken wings

The one and now only El Grande Americano

Sorry, alt text added.

"Where the hell where you? What's that on your breath? Who was that idiot that dropped you off? What the hell is an Uber? Is that a CAT HAIR on you??"

I can't help it. My childhood was just more Realistic™ than yours. #Blerdsky

What's your sign?