It’s time I admit my secret.

If I could become this officer then ACAB could become OCIN (One Cop Is Nice” And my side arm would be a balloon animal kit. But it’s only a dream. Because ACAB. 😔

I found an app that does this cool sound effect. It’s designed to make anything you say even funnier. So it’s a rebrand.

What’s wrong with me 😔

konnichi wa

We were encouraged to enjoy this installation by the curators. I eventually realized these were mannequins and not really good actors and stopped telling them how good a job they were doing. Still a very interesting experience.

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?

Well I’m bringing my cards over so you better be ready to face my tenchi muyo/dominion tank police deck! And my overfiend drawings.

Mitch McConnell has been on tour the last three weeks actually

Had a dream last night that the world was united in celebrating “100 years of Serious Sam” I’ve never even played it.

Quote post a random photo from your camera roll.

Thank you for asking actually.

I can’t escape this creeps gaze. I’ll feel his eyes boring into me from somewhere in the room and I’ll look around till I see those big empty blue eyes staring at me. I fear he has an agenda.

im sorry ive been so obsessed with jawns lately.

i cant remember if i ever posted this but i was cleaning out the ol image folder and i remembered that i had that day dream.

My kid and me at all you bc an eat sushi right now

Made some regulations for guest wifi use and I think the graphic turned out nice.

goodbye to the NES era of game rankings by @jeffgerstmann.com what an experience its been. here's to the next leg of the ranking journey. man, super mario 3 is not as awesome as I remember, haha. toad house. what a freak.

logging on

Question: Is Jim Davis mounted to a Golden Throne type device that keeps a cell or two alive through human sacrifice so that Garfield strips can still be extracted? The science is saying yes. But what do we know for sure?

The gamblers at work will be treated to non stop Oliver Tree music tonight. A blessing to us all, gone too soon.

as a kid seeing this movie i thought it was going to end with the lizard alien and the space man becoming dads to the alien lizard baby. It should have.

A doctor I would trust more than Dr. Oz.

Where were u when u found out me and undertaker (mind friend version) are like THIS 🤞

You can only choose ONE of these classic movies.

i will never stop with this product. i am no stranger to suffering.

man, remember when @nintendousa.bsky.social spent like twenty years making ads like this? how embarrassing.