Ow, my brain 😭 While we're sharing dumb takes, this is a doozy. How can such a short tweet get so much wrong?!

We could go back to the beginning and see how it all began! Maybe make a few changes to the AEW timeline... "Rhodes? Where we're going we don't need Rhodes".

This is a match we've been waiting to see since '98. #aew Thekla Vs Willow.

Can't decide which match I'm most hyped for, Kyle Vs Bandido or Thekla Vs Willow. But we eating good, sickos! #aew #aewredemption

This has forever ruined hotel rooms for me 😔 #aew

Got me thinking about wrestling terminology and has any term's usage changed and been twisted more recently than "storytelling". Used to be fairly obvious but now it's used as a crutch to justify complete shit in the ring. Oh and I'm totally cool with Lobster Head in AEW 💪🏻

To be fair to Cody, RFK supplied the whole roster with magic beans that'll cure every ailment (even Autism!). Now they'll all be able to kick out of 7 F5s instead of just 6. Is it Saturday yet? #aew

I'm not that familiar with the channel but I gotta give props for the outstanding thumbnail. For context, Penguins are a chocolate biscuit that recently was reclassified, as there's not enough cocoa in it to be legally considered chocolate. Rather, it's chocolate 'flavour'. #aew #wrestlesky

Bless you, Eddie #aew #nba #knicks

WWE Hall of Famer & TKO Shareholder booed mercilessly at Madison Square Garden NBA game. #nba #knicks #aew

What MSG should look like. Tear down that wall 😊 #nba #knicks

Momo sends love from his box ❤️

I'm so happy that Ross, the largest Friend, simply ate the other 5 and finally became champion. Chompers 4 Life 🤘🏻 #aew #giantteethofwrestling

Maybe they should get Cody to sing for him again since all the bands are dropping out 🤔 "Happy birthday Mr. Presid....I mean, USA! Happy birthday to yoouuu! Thank you Washington, my dad was Dusty Rhodes and I don't want to talk about AEW. Goodnight!" 🫡🇺🇲

#aew #catsofaew #dogsofaew The pups shall not be excluded!

Come on you sickos, let's see those.....cats. #aew #catsofaew

Time to get some more mileage out of Die Hard. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Great that so many are finally giving AEW a chance.

She's got two words for ya - Tails Up! #aew #catsofaew

Sadly I have to very much agree on JR. I was cringing in anticipation as that match went on. Kudos to TK for showing him so much respect but he honestly hurt that and took focus away from Mox and Kyle. The Rizzler should open Dynamite looking like this though.

Ok..ok I know A.I sucks and we should feel bad for using it but seeing a minority of people hating on DoN compelled me to use it. I'll try to do better in the future. Feel free to take Mr. Dwellington to the nearest Cornette or Bischoff comments section. He'll fit right in 🤭 #aew

Calling it now. Anyone tearing this show down will break the Basement Dwelly scale that we currently have. We're gonna need a bigger scale. #aew #aewdon

Just in time! They're going fast 🤭

I really hope that at no point A.I generated merch becomes the norm. But keep in mind a human made this and a human signed off on it. I suggest a human designs AEW merch, an A.I catches stuff like this and then maybe a dog signs off on it. Checks and balances.

Careful, Glasgow Times. All in '23 still triggers a certain fanbase 🤭 #aew

Hoping the New Day are signed by then so they can undo the damage they did in 2016. Wonder if they were surprised that Braveheart quotes and calls for "Freeeeedom" got no reaction 😅 Times have changed. In 2026 we chant for Sausage Rolls and demand wrestling immediately afterwards #aew

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Omg omg omg ....omg omg omg omg omg Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! #aew #aewscotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Was a post about Phil hypothetically returning to AEW since TKO are looking to renegotiate contracts. It's all speculation at this point though.

Right?! These kids could have been chief justice of the supreme court. Now there's no telling how low they'll go.