Maartje

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My mom wants me to go outside. I guess this will have to do 😅

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Maartje@mrtje· Jul 14

"Verify your age" My middle school cellphone since I've never liked Apple

Maartje@mrtje· Jun 4

Post an album you've listened to 100 times.

Maartje@mrtje· Feb 2

I saw Bowen, Megan, Nathan, and Megan and was like okay let's watch this with no context. I was NOT expecting the ending, but this was still oddly hilarious and a good time 😂

Maartje@mrtje· Jan 1

Had to do it a third time cuz I am a scientist after all...😆

Screenshot of a post from Merriam-Webster that says: Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.

Followed by a snip of a video 0:07 in with the word potato under Your 2026 Word

Maartje@mrtje· Jan 1

I did it again just for funsies 🤣

Maartje@mrtje· Jan 1

oiiii 😂

Maartje@mrtje· Dec 23

As a tutor, I was like omj what a thoughtful question. As a student, I was like bruhh your teacher is rude. But I felt like a genius writing sine as costan and figuring out 😂

Proving the sum identity for tangent: tan(x + y) = sin(x+y)/cos(x+y) = (sinxcosy+sinycosx)/(cosxcosy−sinxsiny)=

(tanxcosxcosy+tanycosycosx)/(cosxcosy−tanxcosxtanycosy)

(tanxcosxcosy+tanycosycosx)/(cosxcosy−tanxcosxtanycosy)=

cosxcosy(tanx+tany)/(cosxcosy(1−tanxtany))

cosxcosy(tanx+tany)/(cosxcosy(1−tanxtany))=(tanx+tany)/(1−tanxtany)

Maartje@mrtje· Dec 7

Stole this from the humor page at work 😂

A scribble ball in black ink with eyes, arms, and legs under the words MY ANXIETY on the left with the same scribble ball on the right but with red and green dots a la Christmas lights under the words MY ANXIETY DURING DECEMBER all on a white background

Maartje@mrtje· Oct 12

Just finished Bon Appétit, Your Majesty on Netflix. It was my first time slip show since Rooftop Prince. I was initially like meh but ended up loving it! Now to pick another from my infinite list of kdramas 😅

Maartje@mrtje· Oct 6

Duolingo is hilarious 🤣 Estoy lista Duo (I'm ready Duo) 💃

Screenshot of notifications panel with a notification from duolingo that features a bunny icon with the flag of Puerto Rico and text : You've got 4 months Halftime show won't be in English. Learn Spanish! Also seen is Breakfast by Dove Cameron currently playing on Spotify

Maartje@mrtje· Sep 28

The sass that Oscar gives on Duolingo when you play him in chess 🤣

Screenshot of a chess set up from Duolingo with the Oscar character saying: You're giving...pawn who thinks they're a king. Gray pieces at the top and white pieces at the bottom. 0 points and timer set to 20:00 displayed above the words Play Chess.

Maartje@mrtje· Aug 12

Do tell 👀 this one's mine

Maartje@mrtje· Jul 28

I forgot to post the Friday funnies and now it's Monday lol but I hope you have a great, and at least mildly amusing, week lol

A blond, Caucasian woman wearing a black see-through shirt with rose patterns staring at a white, rectangular piece of paper looking not quite sad not quite happy under the caption "Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift"

A white cat looking startled with text in front saying "My cat, regretting her decision to be my emotional support animal..."

A middle-aged, bald, Caucasian man wearing dark slacks with a belt and a white button down shirt opened at the collar holding two thumbs and smiling under the text "Management: Don't worry we will get it done somehow" next to a young, Caucasian woman with dirty blond hair and tattoos on her arm wearing dark slacks and a white button down shirt opened at the color in the midst of clapping with an unamused expression under the words "Me knowing I'm the somehow"

A young, Caucasian boy with brown hair looking to the side in front of a what may be a wooden headboard with a possibly concerned expression under the words: "documentary describing traits of serial killers: -"prefers to be alone" -"has few friends" -stays home a lot"

Maartje@mrtje· Jul 18

Fridayyyyy, here are some funnies I "stole" from the humor page at work 🤭

white box in front of library shelves with a post from bookeworm94 (Caucasian woman with brown hair in a side bang wearing red glasses and a red shirt) which states: It could be drugs, I whisper to myself as I buy 37 new books with no shelf space and a tight budget. At least it's not drugs.

Gray rock tied by metal chain hanging from mounted post attached to a building in front of a sign. The sign has a black background with white lettering stating JOHN'S WEATHER FORECASTING STONE followed by a white background with black letters. There are two columns CONDITION (of the rock) and FORECAST followed by Stone is Wet - Rain, Stone is Dry - Not Raining, Shadow on Ground - Sunny, White on Top - Snowing, Can't See Stone - Foggy, Swinging Stone - Windy, Stone Jumping Up & Down - Earthquake, Stone Gone - Tornado

Two pictures with text Hope this email finds you well and How this email found me with a Caucasian woman with blond hair sobbing photoshopped onto an office with several cubicles and another with the same text but a small child blond Caucasian child crying while coloring with a hand to her forehead

Maartje@mrtje· May 31

I forgot one lol hope your Saturday shift is going or went well 😄

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA any more. I just bought a TV & it said "Built in antenna". I don't even know where that is.

Maartje@mrtje· May 31

Funny memes from work I finally downloaded from my email (I wonder if IT is curious as to why I keep emailing myself memes 😅)

Black background with yellow text: I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger and asked, "thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.

An old, bearded, Caucasian male smoking a cigar outside while looking into the distance with the words: I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said "grandad you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that big hairy spider

An old, Caucasian female wearing glasses while sitting in the driver's seat of a car with her hands on the steering wheel squinting and smiling towards the camera with the words: When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young.

A young African-American male wearing a headset and sitting in an office cubicle with two monitors, a keyboard, and various office supplies as well as a packet of bacon, a carton of eggs, a plate, a bottle of syrup, and what looks to be a bag of shredded cheese, pepper shaker, and salt shaker. He's using a fork to move a slice of bacon which is grilling on a table top grill with 3 other bacon slices and 10 mini sausages. The caption reads: Maam, I'm going to place you on a brief hold.

Maartje@mrtje· May 14

Memes I stole from work, still laughing

Me: sorry I'm late I broke down on the way to work
Boss: is your car okay?
Me: car?

Man in car driving by under the caption couldn't find a parking spot at my job so I left, They got enough people

A cat staring into the camera close up with the caption me when I see someone with my name ( i am the original)

God, I'm not questioning your thing..about my soulmate. I just need a shipping update. Is it out for delivery or still in processing?

Maartje@mrtje· May 8

Just making physics more fun 😆

Equations solving for two instances of elastic potential energy written with a rainbow pen.

Maartje@mrtje· Apr 18

Lucy on Duolingo loves conspiracies. She's like are they really asking how they are or is it code for being ready for an assignment???? Cracks me up every time 😂 Happy Friyayyy

Picture of a screenshot from a lesson with Lucy from Duolingo with an antenna in her hair bun and the words LUCY IS LISTENING

Maartje@mrtje· Mar 23

I mostly taught physics today (with a quick break for trig and rational expressions) and came across this funny post on a worksheet site 😂 #science

Several capital Greek letter omegas doing yoga and saying oooohhhhhmmmm with the lead omega telling a resistor with an angry face and crossed arms "come meditate with me, man. You don't have to resist everything."

Maartje@mrtje· Mar 19

🤓 The witch's face throughout history: from demonization to rehabilitation...I have no idea how I fell down this wiki hole THAT hard. I could not tell you what I first searched lol #nerd

An image of a painting featuring medieval people and the text The witch's face throughout history: from demonization to rehabilitation in French

Maartje@mrtje· Mar 16

My "favorite" thing about insomnia is how quickly I can finish a book. (I was too impatient to wait for season 2 to come out on Netflix)