Mr. Zeke

@mrzeke

A lazy guy with a big, cube-shaped head. Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins. Frequently a big ol' dork. (He/him)

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Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· 15d

This has to be a stock photo from a bit in The Onion.

A white man in a pinstriped dress shirt. He has a short beard. His head is lightly resting on his right hand and he has a shlubby "what now" expression.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· 28d

A screenshot of the Bluesky feed with "god was right to abandon us" above a picture of a Totino's cheese pizza ramen noodle cup soup. Beneath that is this one, reading "And to think they called me a fool for investing all my money in diarrhea."

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jun 23

I asked whether he worried about exposing Achmad as a source. “No. I hope his unit learns what he did,” Andriushchenko said. “And then I hope they cut off his balls.”

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jun 12

Dressing like an old-school Jim Crow-era Southern politician seems a bit too on the money. Also, what the hell is she wearing? Is this an authorized seersucker? Where's that Die Workwear Guy when you need him?

Senator Susan Collins of Maine (I think) posing for this photo in some kind of horizontally-striped thing that doesn't match anybody else in the picture

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Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· May 23

I like it!

A classic Star Trek title screen showing the original series Enterprise orbiting a class-M planet with the title "another bullshit planet" at the top.

A Star Trek the Animated Series title screen with a starry background and a cratered planet, with Whither the Coxcomb Goeth? in large letters

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· May 11

These things *still* can't do hands properly?

A close-up of the picture showing a weirdly long hand holding a comic book with an indecipherable cover which says "camigs" in the angular, smudgey faux text these things do.

A close-up of the picture showing three children's hands. One is missing the pinky finger, one has deformed, nubby fingers and a misshapen thumb, and the third appears to be a fused lump.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Apr 13

So much about this makes me all crotchety and cynical, but that photo you linked to really is worth 1,000 words. It is good to be reminded that we are still capable of this kind of grand collective enterprise.

Children react to watching the live broadcast of the launch of NASA's Artemis II mission to fly by the moon, during an event organized by the U.S. Consulate General in Mexico, at La Rodadora museum in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, April 1, 2026. REUTERS/Jose Luis Gonzalez

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Mar 10

Twist my arm, why don't you. I just can't stand up to these intense, sustained, high-pressure sales tactics.

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Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Feb 28

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

The dark silhouette of a tree and rolling clouds hide a full moon at 9:10 pm October 17, 2024. The visible sky is a very, very dark blue, almost black.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Feb 21

If you see, this post a monster!!!

A dessicated lemon pig—a lemon with ears and a mouth cut into it, with toothpick legs and clove eyes. It is very old and has a horrible sad expression on its little lemon face.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Nov 21

It looks like he's doing OK. Good for him. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Zaidi, who served six months in prison for assaulting a visiting head of state, left for Lebanon after his release but returned to run for an Iraqi parliament seat in 2018 seeking to fight corruption, although his election bid failed.
"You feel bitterness as you see people's pain 24 hours a day," he said.
He added that he continued to campaign against graft and he has never regretted hurling his shoes.
"This scene stands as proof that one day a simple person was capable of saying no to that arrogant person with all his power, tyranny, arms, media, money and authority, and to say that you (Bush) were wrong."

Writing by Hams Rabah; Editing by Michael Georgy and Edmund Blair

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Nov 13

It is the neighbor's cat not mine, but he's squatting on my porch so it still counts

A cat on a mat on a porch. The cat is calico; mostly black with an orange mask and white chest. He is sitting on a tan fiber doormat with white daisies on it in a sphinx pose, and looking off into the distance. The doormat is on a cement porch. The walls and ceiling are blue and a faded red door is right behind the mat. A blue door is to the right.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Oct 10

What a great cat. I'm so very sorry.

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Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Oct 8

I spent quite a while writing frankly poetic and evocative alt text descriptions on several pictures, but when I posted them they all just disappeared. Most disappointing. I still got to spend a lovely afternoon on the Willamette River today though—possibly the last warm sunny day of the year.

Five geese looking to the left at something. They have white and grey bodies, black necks and heads, and a big white splotch around their faces. They are standing in vegetation along the bank of a river. Past them on the bank are grasses and shrubs in greens and browns.

Three geese. The one on the right is facing left, the one on the middle is facing the camera, and the one on the left is pointed to the right, but bending its head around backwards to groom its feathers. Their reflections are visible in the river and the green vegetation behind them is just starting to turn yellow, orange, and brown.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Oct 2

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

A pink and white striped beach blanket with a phone, sandals, sunglasses, a big hair clip, and a large cloth beach bag filled with pickle spears. The caption says "the perfect beach day".

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Sep 20

It's good to be back home again. I haven't been to the HPL Film Fest in person since 2019* and I didn't realize how much I missed it. *You can probably guess what the interruption was in the fall of that year.

A view of Portland, Oregon's Hollywood Theater peeking out from behind a beige-colored contemporary building. It is a gorgeous 1926 movie house with an ornate baroque facade and a large red vertical sign with "Hollywood" in illuminated white letters. The marquee says "HP Lovecraft Film Fest & Cthulhucon." Several people with film festival lanyards mill about.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Sep 13

Everything is very bad, but I did meet a delightful little dog named Miss Pickles yesterday, and that's not nothing.

A small floofy dog sitting on a couch with a rubber bracelet between her front paws

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Sep 2

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

A medieval illustration of a bonnacon and two men with spears. It looks like a skinny bull with clawed bird feet. It is holding its long tail out of the way as it sprays a plume of shit at them. One of the men is holding his head. The other one has his hands over his nose. The bonnacon has a goofy expression and looks like it it is waggling its eyebrows.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Sep 2

Her brother doesn't seem to be surprised by this.

Mullins said he knew there was some trouble in Pauline's marriage, but she wasn't one to talk about her problems. For that reason, Mullins said he was "not totally shocked."

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Aug 3

I am quite comfortable with this.

Mr. Rogers looking out through a curtained window with a big grin.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jul 27

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee
Jun 17, 2022

Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee
Jun 17, 2022

Jewish adult converts asking me if I'm going to fast on the anniversary whatever obscure 3000-year-old battle happened today like I know or care.

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee

Whoa this blew up. I don't have a spotify or a substack so I'll just tell you to adopt black cats. They're by far the least adopted cats because people are profoundly stupid, but you can adopt these cuddly voidbabies and have them all to yourself.
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Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jul 21

Mysteries abound.

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Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jul 3

Having to repeat myself louder and more clearly during a screening of The Mad Love Life of a Hot Vampire: "THE VAMPIRE LADY IS BITING HIS PENIS, YOUR HONOR."

A photograph of justice Harlan. He is an old white man with thinning silver hair, a thin face, and a black tie on under his judicial robe. He is squinting a bit and his mouth is slightly open, like he is in the middle of saying "oh my."

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jun 16

It almost works as a poem.

How to Touch A Woman's Boobs
- anonymous

So the line I came up with is
"I don't mean to be rude
and I certainly don't want to be creepy,
but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area)
are amazing."
Then after she blushes
and says thanks
follow up with
"I don't mean to be out of line,
but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Jun 5

The two perspectives.

A screenshot. Miel says Oh I love him! Does he have merch? Kelly says EAT HIM

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· May 14

Next time. I'm still pretty happy with them. Thanks for the recipe!

Brown heart-shaped gingersnap cookies fill a baking tray covered in white parchment paper. They have been drizzled with white glaze and sprinkled with pink decorative sugar.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Apr 19

This seems like subpar graphic design. Besides visually implying that Our President released COVID himself, it's really easy to do this.

A cropped screenshot saying "BLEAK" with Donald Trump struggling boldly between the B and the L.

Mr. Zeke@mrzeke· Apr 12