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Michael Saulters

@msaulters

I'm just this guy, you know? Former film critic Slackerwood/AICN Random skeeter of eclectia. I try to be interesting, insightful, or funny, but prone to failure. Gaymer. Currently collecting uranium glass to extremes. Also Dixxon flannel. He/Him/Royal We

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Michael Saulters@msaulters· 15d

Michael Saulters@msaulters· 15d

So, I did....

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Jul 4

Seems like a perfect time to post this video from a couple weeks ago I like to call "East Texas TARDIS"

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Jun 1

Won't we?

Michael Saulters@msaulters· May 30

Is anyone else here? I can't pick anybody out of a crowd.

Darcy, Mike, and Joe Bob at AFS Cinema for night 2 of Satan's Workshop.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· May 26

Michael Saulters@msaulters· May 23

Mike Saulters, Din Jarin, and Grogu

Michael Saulters@msaulters· May 9

Best adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Photo of red Honda Odyssey mini-van

Michael Saulters@msaulters· May 8

Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor.

Majel Barrett as Lady Morella in Babylon5

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Apr 7

Why I still maintain an account on X part 2:

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Apr 7

Why I still maintain an account on X Part 1:

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 28

John Waters at the No Kings protest in Provincetown.

John Waters holding a sign that reads "Trump ruined bad taste"

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 28

Truth

Cartoon of a frog swimming with scorpion on its back. "Why did you sting me? I shall die and you will surely die as well," said the frog.
"Libtard," said the scorpion. "Trump 2028"

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 25

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Betty White holding a baby alligator.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 24

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 23

This photo makes me think of these guys.

Mafia goons from The Triplets of Bellville.

Mafia goons from The Triplets of Bellville.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 23

This is one of those things they weren't thinking about when they told you things can't get any worse. They ALWAYS can. This might be proof we're living in a simulation. God DOES play dice with the universe, Albert.

Screenshot of a headline from local Afoz station reading "A professional corn hole player with no arms and no legs has been accused of murder in La Plata."

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Mar 22

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 25

"2026 is the year of the horse" The horse:

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 24

Forgot to attach the photo.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 22

Ha! You may be a king or just a horse sweeper but sooner or later you'll meet the reaper.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 12

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 11

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 11

Darnit, BSky doesn't seem to be animating it.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Feb 11

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Jan 25

Still from the movie Idiocracy featuring a TV screen with "OW! MY BALLS!" displayed in the center.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Jan 23

Not sure if I'm posting these right, but here is my evidence

Goonies scene with the Fratellis holding Chunk's hand over a blender.

Scary ghost image from Something Wicked This Way Comes

Bette Davis holding a lantern in her right hand and clutching her shawl in her left from Watcher in the Woods

ET lying dead in a stream from ET: The Extraterrestrial

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Jan 8

People on the street: Going about their daily business ICE in Minnesota:

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Jan 3

What is the Latin version of Uncle Tom? Would this be accurate?

Marco Rubio official photo.

Michael Saulters@msaulters· Dec 30

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Album cover of Natalie Merchant's "TIGERLILY" featuring a portrait of the artist.