PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN

Framing this as an “Astros connection” is a very odd choice here

Oh this is ridiculously addictive

Man reports that his deal for a threesome is “95% done”, the remaining 5% is finding two willing women.

All y’all watching movies today need to step up your game

Given their pitching accuracy issues, maybe this isn’t the worst

$131 (plus fees) to PTKU for: 87 years since last Aggie national title 26 years since last Aggie conference title 16 years since last Aggie win over Texas #itstartswithspite

Amazon, why are you selling used batteries?

SNL joins the “never told a joke” chat

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Excuse me, the *what* recruiting rankings?!?!

Blessed to live in a country where you get the chance to interact with elected officials.

Looks like my baseball bent lands me southeast of the pocket

I wonder if Torchy’s knows this is how they used to label the coffee with uppers mixed in MLB clubhouses

This is the weirdest ear technique I've ever heard of

Ana de Armas offers to study game film

Gary Larson gets the last laugh.

This place has the juice

“Great moments in Texans QB play”

She’s pitching her children’s book

NYT, mid Ep. 3 monologue: “hey, Palpatine may have some ulterior motives!”

I wish I knew who to credit:

Someone explain to me how this is not an affront to god and man

“One of the sport’s finest benefactors”

I love my CFBsky family