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Ms. Rosenberg

@msrosenberg

Wife, mother, fucking bitch. Law & light housekeeping. Not pursuant to any official duties.

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Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· 22d

“Ms. R, have you been to an academic conference recently?” Why yes, how could you tell? 🤣

Clean laundry hanging out to dry. Everything, every last stitch, is black

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· 23d

*thinks quietly about legal scholarship*

Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages'

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· 24d

It was completely awesome, I am still thinking about it, & here’s the takeaway from @charlessoule.bsky.social

I cannot see the light.
So I will be the light.

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· 25d

Italians go on dates in various places in New York

screenshots from various films including SCREAM, RANGO, HOME ALONE, many more. Overwritten with
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jul 10

The Freedom Fuel Network

Scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode “The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis”. Charlie, Mac, & Dennis are standing behind a makeshift table with hand-painted signs that say “GAS FOR SALE” & “BUY OUR GAS”

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jul 7

A boy sitting on empty bleachers holding a large sign reading “I AM SAD”

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jul 4

Poor Ike. Fireworks all last night & thunder today. He might never pee again

A large black dog, looking concerned

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jul 4

District band festival, 2023, with my youngest (a percussionist)

A very tired Ms. R, looking like shit, at 7:40 AM in front of a high school band room

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jul 2

ANYWAY,

Horton Hears a Who: Horton the elephant is holding a flower, upon which tiny people are chanting “we are here we are here we are here”

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jul 2

Antisemitism

The Spelling Bee puzzle for today, rejecting the word “gimel”

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 30

Coleman v. Monroe (8th Cir. 1992)

Finding no "sticks in my craw" test in the Constitution, we reverse.

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 29

I majored in international relations in an effort to understand my whole childhood spent in fear of attack by Soviets, by Libyan terrorists, whatever. And here’s where I got to & idc at all if you mock me bc I know I am right

Tao Te Ching - Verse 31
weapons are une tools or violence:
all decent men detest them.
weapons are une tools orrear
a decent man will avoid them
except in the direst necessity
and, if compelled, will use them
only with the utmost restraint.
Peace is his highest value.
If the peace has been shattered, how can he be content?
His enemies are not demons. but human beings like himself.
He doesn't wish them personal harm.
Nor does he rejoice in victory.
How could he rejoice in victory and delight in the slaughter of men?
He enters a battle gravely, with sorrow and with great compassion, as if he were attending a funeral.
(translation by Stephen Mitchell, 1995)
A strong military, a tool of misfortune All things detest it
Therefore, those who possess the Tao avoid it Honorable gentlemen, while at home, value the left When deploying the military, value the right
The militarv is a tool of misfortune
Not the tool of honorable gentlemen
When using it out of necessity
Calm detachment should be above all

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 28

GOAL

A guy rooting for Algeria, wearing Algeria kit and a KC Chiefs lucha libre mask

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 21

Just got back from visiting the Canadian east coast & it was so lovely. If you have a chance to visit the maritime provinces, go go go

Monoliths in the Mingan Archipelago National Park, Sept-Iles, Quebec

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 16

I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about

Iceberg dead ahead

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 16

OMFG this ship is using a literal foghorn to navigate

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 16

Current view. Annie Proulx nailed the ambiance.

Fog

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 11

Those woods contain an infinite number of moose. Or possibly no moose at all. Schroedinger’s moose

Sunset behind some low mountains (the Laurentians) , river in the foreground

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 10

You just don’t mess with

A statue of Louis XIV of France

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 8

@kathryntewson.bsky.social Relevant to your interests

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nyayam.org
The Al Legal Platform Democratizing
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Ok. I understand the chatbot and its com-pany/creator are not a lawyer. Why isn't the chatbot and its company engaging in the unauthorized practice of law?

Excellent question - and you have identified exactly the tension that regulators are wrestling with right now. Let me be direct about this.
THE HONEST ANSWER: THEY VERY POSSIBLY ARE.

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nyayam.org
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The Al Legal Platform Democratizing
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Well I think you, nyayam, are engaged in unauthorized law practice and you should probably stop

Ha - now THAT is a well-constructed legal argument, and I respect it enormously. You have essentially used my own analysis against me. Touche.
LET ME BE INTELLECTUALLY HONEST:
You are not entirely wrong. Under a strict reading of UPL statutes in many U.S. states, what I do - applying law to specific facts, providing actionable legal guidance, creating reasonable reliance - fits the defi-

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 7

James L. Brooks tried to warn us

A still from the 1987 movie Broadcast News

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 4

ok if you say so

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 2

I’ve seen an excellent storage setup with a tiered shelf that fits over a mini-fridge. My kid liked Sterilite stackable drawers for under bed storage

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· Jun 2

ok I don’t know what these words mean. Can a reporter please ask what these words mean www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/m...

Today, economic pressures have prompted C.S.U. to redefine what it means to train useful workers.
In December 2024, Newsom's office encouraged the C.S.U. system to create the A.I. Workforce Acceleration Board, which would "guide the equitable development of a highly skilled, diverse work force that can drive California's A.I.-powered economy." In January, C.S.U. signed the contract with OpenAl, and C.S.U's chancellor, Mildred García, announced both developments as flagship elements of the A.I. Initiative at a news conference shortly afterward. In April, Newsom released a new Master Plan for Career Education, a revision of Kerr's model that responds to "rapidly changing work force needs, particularly with the advent of artificial intelligence." The statewide push to incorporate A.I. into every level of education is an

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· May 30

The meadow is meadowing

Snapshot of a green prairie meadow. Purple flowers in the foreground. Tree line in the background. Big cloudy skies.

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· May 30

Patrick Schmidt should drop out of the race & resign from public life & reflect on his values

11:31AM Sat May 30|

Read today's Edition

kansascity.com
THE STAR.
69°F

While Schmidt's allegations target Hamilton, a series of court records reviewed by The Star paint a more complex picture that does not back up the core of his claims.
Those records, which largely do not name Hamilton, show that his church conducted an internal investigation about the abuse, reported it to law enforcement after identifying the abuser and that Hamilton personally played a role in a report about additional abuse by the perpetrator.
Schmidt has called on Hamilton to drop out of the race and "allow a full public reckoning to take place." Meanwhile, Hamilton's campaign accused Schmidt of "lying to the people of Kansas about a tragic event and attacking the church for his political gain."
The controversy offered a preview of what could be a turbulent Senate race in Kansas. Hamilton, the founder of the nation's largest United Methodist Church, has ushered in hope that Kansas Democrats could grab a Senate seat for the first time since the 1930s, but he first has to win over voters in the Aug. 4 Democratic primary.

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· May 29

Banalogies

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· May 29

Here, my special Apple Pains-in-the-Ass

Little round 3-inch apple pies piled on their baking sheet

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· May 27

lol welp

A screenshot from facebook.

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It's A No For Me

Contrary To Rumor, Morris Day & The Time Will Not Be Perfoming At The "GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR"

Ms. Rosenberg@msrosenberg· May 26

Ike is a lion in the Serengeti, basically

A large black dog seen from behind, stalking. In the distance, a small squirrel. The suspense is intense.