I think perhaps my best batch of shortcake to date. I personally prefer traditional shortcake but the birthday girl has never tried it so I also made angel food cake for strawberry "shortcake"🍓

Fuck Mark Carney.

I lost my sweet girl Kafka a month ago. I think about her constantly, but I've had some fluffy companions do their best to ease the grief 💖🐈‍⬛️🐕

Utterly delighted to find out you can get a Question Hound figure from @kcg.bsky.social so delighted I cleaned my entire desk ✨️

People are clowning on "preparing a speech" but if you aren't a right wing grifter and have fun friends I can attest that people will show up to watch people talk about goofy shit, we do it every year. Not sucking is paramount to throwing a good party tho @serenesorcerer.bsky.social slide feature

It's been two weeks without my best friend. It still doesn't feel real, yet I cry every day. I miss you, kafka.

I had to say goodbye to my best friend yesterday. It doesn't feel real but I tried to get it all down so I don't forget in a haze of grief. Hug your pets for us and rest easy, my sweet girl Kafka holding-hands-in-hell.ghost.io/the-long-sho...

Wish I remembered the artist who made this 💔

Sure, it's weird and also incorrect according to Californians but I think it's overshadowing the more unhinged Toronto burger chain that is The Fancy Induced Burger.

I've been getting recruitment scam texts that are now just screenshots of the message! Not even an actual text!

Sudden puppy acquisition. Her name is Boots.

I haven't done calligraphy work since my brewery days but I'm going all in on crafts for my dnd players and it's been such a goddamn delight 🥹✨️ custom herb lists for druids, handmade maps, custom envelopes full of secrets. Go forth and make cool shit y'all

"I rest and yet my heart is still pounding. Standing on the quiet pool deck, I drink deeply - cool water running down my throat, the feeling spreading through my chest." Reviews are in for today's writing and uhhhh... yeah, sounds about right holding-hands-in-hell.ghost.io/mizu/

How much money is Google spending on AI, again?

Kafka also can't wait until we can tell the difference between 7 pm and midnight.

I saw Kneecap at Mod Club in TO last year. It was a huge mix of ages, backgrounds and cultures all coming together to affirm community, freedom and peace. I felt so safe with these fans, chatted and danced all night. These are the kinds of events our politicians are afraid of you attending #canpol

Fix your heart or die 🏳️‍⚧️💓 #transrights

I went to see Oasis last week and I have been thinking about 50k people singing/screaming Champagne Supernova since. It's so easy to feel individual, separate but so so wonderful to suddenly all feel the same for a fleeting moment.

I wrote about censorship, Mouthwashing by @wrongorgan.bsky.social and rejecting the that groups like Collective Shout want to use to silence strange, difficult and queer art holding-hands-in-hell.ghost.io/squeaky-clean/

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Extremely stoked to match 🇮🇪😤so glad you finally got it so we can be extremely cool when we hang out

I haven't posted kafka in a minute and honestly she deserves better

This is about a skirt. Writing these days feels both necessary and selfish and increasingly, I write about those feelings Thanks for being here, friends. thecacophony.substack.com/p/tartan #writersky #substack #lifewriting

Rambling my way into the new year thecacophony.substack.com/p/its-not-th... #substack

Absolutely obsessed with liberals learning nothing at all from the phenomenonal failure of American dems pandering to the right. #canpoli

A story in 2 parts:

Writing is hard but my editor* is strict *Kafka screaming for treats which has nothing to do with writing but does feel like some kind of criticism thecacophony.substack.com/p/hard-to-say

Life's short, get the Jojo nails #jjba

It's truly a miracle I ever get anything done.

Kafka first, everything else can wait