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museumsmith

@museumsmith

Elderly millennial, museum factotum, 🇬🇧 🇪🇺, lay catholic-ish Anglican of non-conformist ancestry, #AuDHD, strolling player, cishet 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️/🍉/anti-racist/refugee ally. He/him.

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museumsmith@museumsmith· 24d

Worry not, (not so) little 16th century Dutch fishy ...

Worried looking fish with bulbous head and eyes, head fin and corkscrew tail, with shells and coral around him, from a 16th century grotto design by a Dutch artist.

museumsmith@museumsmith· 24d

If it be not fren, wherefore be yt fren-shaped? #CanneIchPetteThatDawg?

16th century Netherlandish drawing of small bears wrestling, sleeping and standing in a forest.

museumsmith@museumsmith· 24d

St Peter the Paddler ... #cofepeeps ⚓🕯️

16th century Netherlandish drawing of Christ on the shore as a Peter with a billowing robe and raised hands wades towards him knee deep in the Sea of Galilee, rather than the more scriptural swimming. Galleon and boats in the background.

museumsmith@museumsmith· 28d

*James Graham puts his pen down, melancholically* #ArgEng #EngArg #WorldCup #DearEngland

Two Simpsons characters, one with a hard hat in his hands and another with a rolled up plan. Caption: There'll be no glorious second rewrite, then. I'll tell the kids.

museumsmith@museumsmith· 28d

museumsmith@museumsmith· Jul 1

*to the tune of Jean Genie* #amdram

Blue background bearing the yellow, pink and white inscription "steam genie / origin / handheld steamer".

museumsmith@museumsmith· Jun 26

Unsurprised:

museumsmith@museumsmith· Jun 15

*Conquest

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 25

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures your already have on your phone

Naive-style neon modern stained glass window of a suspiciously blonde Sir Francis Bacon in an orange hat and teal ruff, seen in the very swish crypt of St Marylebone.

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 24

Tfw you have the John 20 reading for #Pentecost ... #cofepeeps ⚓🕯️

LOTR second breakfast meme, but with the phrase 'giving of the Holy Spirit' in place of 'breakfast'.

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 19

Post a meme made by you

LOTR second breakfast meme, but with the word 'Eid' substituted for 'breakfast'.

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 13

Bust of a man in a toga or similar, on top of a square base with a long inscription.

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 5

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 2

museumsmith@museumsmith· May 2

I worship in Camden Town and ...

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 28

Father Ted wall meme captioned "I hear you're a psychologist now, Tony"

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 26

Sideshow Bob in an admiral's uniform singing loudly in front of a Union Flag.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 24

Thankee for thine attention unto thys farter

Fish man farts through a trumpet at a monstrous archer at the base of an illuminated medieval manuscript.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 24

Thank you for your attention to this Carter

Actor Jim Carter in a light blue shirt.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 15

Drop your crime fighting Catholics.

Derek Jacobi in brown habit and tonsure as Cadfael, beside a fire and against a shadowy background.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 12

*Charters and Caldicott intensifies*

Two men in evening dress, one of whom absolute angrily shouts into an old-fashioned phone "You can't be in England and not know the test score".

museumsmith@museumsmith· Apr 3

Meme entitled "Mary, watching churches everywhere quoting the Magnificat", showing Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99 saying "Why is no one casting down the mighty? I specifically requested it."

museumsmith@museumsmith· Mar 31

#TransDayOfVisibility #LGBTQ+History #LGBTQ #museums

Butterfly meme - butterfly is acquisitions to represent trans people in a museum's organisation, the person is a museum assistant trying to make those acquisitions despite their curator being TERFy, and the speech bubble is "Is this advocacy?".

museumsmith@museumsmith· Mar 29

Two with beans, or not two with beans - that is the question ...

Shop sign reading 'HAMLET CAFE & RESTAURANT', with a repro of a painting of the gravedigger scene at one end.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Mar 15

Evergreen, alas ...

museumsmith@museumsmith· Feb 15

Dragon posting

A neat trim heraldic Welsh dragon looking smilingly out of the funnel of Ivor the Engine.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Feb 9

Wait, what now ...

My account mapped, close to a large cluster labelled "British Military History Enthusiasts" (understandable), with the two next nearest clusters being "Diverse Creative & Professional Community" and "Beyoncé and Hip-Hop Fans" (less explicable).

museumsmith@museumsmith· Feb 4

Sauvages? Ils étaient furieux! #SmithAbroad #EatingLikeCrêpe

Crêpe menu extract showing three jam options, including "myrtiles sauvages" (wild blueberries).

museumsmith@museumsmith· Feb 3

Le Chien à Grande Vitesse... #BonChien #GoodBoy #TonguesOutTuesday #SmithAbroad #DogsOfBluesky #Dogsky @groupe-sncf.com

Smiley orange dog with white snout, belly and paws under a table on a TGV.

museumsmith@museumsmith· Jan 25

Dit 'fromage'! @ @louvrelens.bsky.social #SmithAbroad

Face-on view of a medieval stone lion from Spain or the Maghreb with a very cheesy grin.

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