donkey kong, having committed the first sin of man, eating fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, feels shame at his nakedness in the garden of eden

i feel like i play this game like im a cartoon character man

"the safety's on. wait it was off. wait fuck i just turned it on. oh jesus i forgot to rack AAAAAAAAAAA"

the contempt this game has for me is palpable dude

everyone hearing the good news

fucking yelled "WHAT?" when i saw how it came out in the fucking picture

game that is just one really long humiliation ritual

go to hell

my lil guy basil for a game we're playing later. he brings the mail! art via @geckomania.bsky.social!

genuinely why lol

well i was gonna suit but realized i am. just not capable of that rn. so room it is

i fear this may backfire for you

i tire of these foolish numbers. dolphin blast

oh yeah

exerpt from last night's triangle agency with no context

stop that

:|

too many in front of a goddamn gas station. everyone fuck off

the shit the happiness meal makes me get up to

happiness meal

its evergreen to me

the coziest 😌 art via @tatertottoto.bsky.social ✏️

get your stupid buttcheeks out of here

christ

whatever this fucking thing is