Ethan Moses
@mynamesmoses
Browns, Michigan, Cavs, Guards. Ohio U grad. I’m here to celebrate Festivus by airing my grievances.
Haven’t won anything since the 60s and always manage to lose in the most heartbreaking way.
This beautiful man is sitting at home instead of in Philly despite having a wRC+ of 113.
Only this, the fact the main reason I eat a hotdog to begin with is to deliver this to my mouth
Look, fuck Platner and if the Maine Democrats don’t kick him off the ballot then fuck them too but come the fuck on. Remember this shit? In hindsight, Trump not viewing a pedophile as a dealbreaker was probably a clue.
Nothing highlights the importance of local elections more than the fact that the mayor from Jaws was still the mayor in Jaws 2.
Centrist Democrats when progressives win primaries: We have to mobilize IMMEDIATELY to stop this. Centrist Democrats as Trump is attempting to rip up the Constitution:
I understand Verse is a very talented young player and offenses are going to have to game plan for him. He’s not going to force offenses to do this shit