Mystery
@mysteryums
jokester, selfhoster, gamer, animer mostly funny, Occasionally Serious™ opinions are not mine something is controlling me please help
a rare chance to share part of my weird remaking-tv-channels-from-when-i-was-a-kid hobby (feat. the voice of optimus prime, peter cullen)
all the people i originally followed because they made stupid little shitposts that made me laugh posting increasingly biting political commentary on state sanctioned executions
pov: you're the random DEA agent attached to the delta force snatch and grab of maduro in order to given it the thinnest veneer of """law enforcement""" legitimacy
turns out it's actually not that crazy and is literally a dustin hoffman + robert de niro movie from 1997
"history doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes" except for when it exactly repeats itself apparently??
"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation
just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?
we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs
we're at the stage in the american experiment where the president is trying to shitpost peace between israel and iran into reality via his personal blog
BREAKING: in mock votes held by vatican cardinals last night, two top contenders have emerged their credentials appear to speak for themselves
Penguin Random House? The one that sued the Open Library in the middle of the pandemic, and destroyed the very concept of Controlled Digital Lending, harming libraries across the nation by making it illegal to digitally lend scans 1 to 1 of their physical books? That's a lot of banned books to read
i've been staring at this trying to think of something funny to add but i feel reality adequately does the job here
wait a second, they're all fuckin fish, squidward wearing the salmon suit was basically deep sea blackface